Every now and again I will get a nosey mofo who will ring and ask me inappropriate or irrelevant questions about my private life. One which I find strange is 'So, where do you actually live?' when they have already been told where my incall venue is and that it is not my home. I tell them they don't need to know, as I will never be inviting them to my home, or if I am feeling in a silly mood, I will say 'the Moon', 'Northern Cyprus', 'Quahog' or whichever unlikely place that pops into my head.