Mais non mes petits bonbons - you are leettle silly peeps.  There is of course the Uber Elite VIP Klassy Kortesan!  Her Myla knickers do not mingle with the common wenches! 

Mais non mes petits bonbons - you are leettle silly peeps.  There is of course the Uber Elite VIP Klassy Kortesan!  Her Myla knickers do not mingle with the common wenches! 

Would I be correct in assuming that an "uber elite VIP classy courtesan" is one notch below an "uper elete VIP klassy kortesan" ?

This sounds like a very complicated pecking order here...

Would I be correct in assuming that an "uber elite VIP classy courtesan" is one notch below an "uper elete VIP klassy kortesan" ?

This sounds like a very complicated pecking order here...

I detect that some of you do not show the necessary gravitas to an important issue such as this and are flippant. 

And trust certain people to try and bring up peckers!   



Anyway, being upskale and klassy of course I am also a jet setting travel kompanion.  Currently, I travel on my VIP scooter to exclusive trysts.  My special Vintage Vespa (well it is older than many of you lot and has gears rather than common as muck automatic transmission lol) adds just the right flair to my overall stylish and refined persona.  Well, the Vintage = translate simply bloody old albeit not old enough to be seriously kool scooter has a two stroke engine ? you know the one where you need to mix fuel and oil to the petrol tank.  As the lock to my little storage compartment is bust I carried the paraphernalia in my spacious bag with me.  Well, I have not quite embraced the concept of travelling light and generally take everything including the proverbial kitchen sink with me.  Anyway, I seductively pulled out my aromatherapy oil but somehow aimed for the wrong pocket.  The client looked a bit bemused when he saw my engine oil bottle.  I do however think I handled the situation well when I assured him that I generally do not use WD40 for lubrication... As it turned out so the gent had been a Mod in his youth and actually told me he thought the idea of me coming on scooter was quite sexy ? phew!  lol

Quote from: BurlesqueHoney on July 23, 2009, 11:37:15 PM
I do however think I handled the situation well when I assured him that I generally do not use WD40 for lubrication...

pml!  Smiley

not unless you are fucking the tin man

My new persona Jacqueline is slightly different from Violette. Violette is advertised as an Elite International Escort,...., Jacqueline will be advertised as an Elite International Courtesan. The difference, is basically  accessibility.
I mean at the end of the day the gentlemen is paying Violette or Jacqueline to have sex with him, but Violette is more accessible, where as Jacqueline isn't, and the market I will be in, I am one of a tiny handful of brown ladies available, and I will be using that as a unique selling point.
In my glossary of terms: Elite=A beautiful and intelligent woman who is able to handle herself in most social situations, and doesn't announce to the world with her appearance and behavior that I am being paid to shag this guy.
International=Send me a Biz class ticket and 50% down payment, and I will be on the next thing with wings.
Escort=I am open to entertaining you for a short period of time for a the right price.
Courtesan_ I am open to entertaining you for a longer period of time, and will make you jump through a few hoops, and have you begging for the privilege. Hey that sounds almost like marriage. 

Thats something I am working on at the mo is creating a new higher class personna but its taking its time because I am becoming quite the perfectionist.