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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Rosesugar on 09 September 2019, 12:55:46 pm

Title: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: Rosesugar on 09 September 2019, 12:55:46 pm
For some reason I'm breaking wind excessively it won't stop .I have a water sports booking later on dreading pissing and blowing off
Can i stop it with any medicines ?
It's funny I know but not with a client .
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: saltysweet on 09 September 2019, 12:58:01 pm
Charcoal tablets? Apparently 'absorbs excess gas from your gut to relieve flatulence and feelings of fullness' My GF sells them on the webnet as sidehustle to escorting! ;D Try any chemist or Ho lland and Barre tt. The naughties can be beans, cabbage, onion families and that old favourite...eggs. You never know he may pay extra for some fragrant aroma.
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: Braziliana on 09 September 2019, 01:22:22 pm
A 40-minute run.  Always works for me when I am particularly gassy... ;D
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: Rosesugar on 09 September 2019, 01:24:27 pm
Charcoal tablets ok thanks .
I'd love a fart fetish client right now  ;D
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: CelesteManchester on 09 September 2019, 03:01:27 pm
Quote from: saltysweet on 09 September 2019, 12:58:01 pm
Charcoal tablets? Apparently 'absorbs excess gas from your gut to relieve flatulence and feelings of fullness' My GF sells them on the webnet as sidehustle to escorting! ;D Try any chemist or Ho lland and Barre tt. The naughties can be beans, cabbage and onion families. You never know he may pay extra for some fragrant aroma.

Salty! Check out the How Not to Book an Escort thread, I immortalized you😝🙌🏻😝👏🏻.
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: Rosesugar on 09 September 2019, 05:54:11 pm
Quote from: Braziliana on 09 September 2019, 01:22:22 pm
A 40-minute run.  Always works for me when I am particularly gassy... ;D
the extra wind
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: EvelynWho on 09 September 2019, 07:19:01 pm
Take a look at your diet. All sorts of things can create extra gas.
Keep notes on what you’re eating / drinking and try to identify differences between intake and how bloated/gassy you feel after.
If it happens often, avoid dairy that’s typically a bit trigger for gas.
It’s natural at the end of the day, I’m sure (mature) clients must know what they’re getting themselves into. Especially with watersport sessions.
As I once read somewhere : there’s often a little thunder when it rains ...
xx
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: Rosesugar on 11 September 2019, 02:09:19 am
Its probably the sugar and fizzy drinls I should give up.
My diet is appalling my stomach enormous constantly very unappealing  :-[
Title: Re: Can't stop the wind !
Post by: neutralC on 12 September 2019, 08:38:27 am
I would suggest checking your diet if this flatulence comes from milk/dairy, because it usually is the cause.

Then if it is, it's very easy to cut it out with plant based alternative these days.