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Tina Sparx

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Campervan Whoring
« on: 07 March 2015, 09:10:44 am »
A regular punt of mine told me yesterday that he went to a well known dogging site recently and there was a campervan parked up with a big A3 poster stuck to the back of it showing a female with ?40 in massive  letters underneath.
He said the place was packed and basically, you went to the front door of the van and paid your ?40 (15 min quickie) and the guy would say how long the wait would be and he would come to your car to tell you when you were next!
Talk about sailing close to the wind?!
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2015, 09:17:36 am »
The hygiene logistics in a van not hooked up to the usual campsite amenities boggle the mind.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2015, 11:11:02 am »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 07 March 2015, 09:17:36 am
The hygiene logistics in a van not hooked up to the usual campsite amenities boggle the mind.

PMSL!!! x
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2015, 11:24:08 am »
Gawd, you learn so many things here.....
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2015, 05:11:44 pm »
ew. Assuming he didn't make this story up, I hope she had plenty of spare towels and sets of bed sheets. With that much quicky traffic the van would end up spermier than my bedroom as a teenager. Also, wonder if she got the idea from the breaking bad campervan.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #5 on: 07 March 2015, 06:20:45 pm »
There are prostitutes who work from motorhomes in German lay-by's.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2015, 01:37:12 am »
If the van is rockin', don't come a knockin'!
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2015, 12:59:22 pm »
I was thinking about the novelety of campervan sex, it's very sexy cosy teenagish but like, an upscale kind of campervan like a redone vaux wagon or something. Sounds like fun but not the line of men waiting lol. She must be knackered! Sounds like she needs to up her prices if the line is that long.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #8 on: 11 March 2015, 08:17:07 am »
Quote from: Aussie Male Escort on 07 March 2015, 05:11:44 pm
ew. Assuming he didn't make this story up, I hope she had plenty of spare towels and sets of bed sheets. With that much quicky traffic the van would end up spermier than my bedroom as a teenager. Also, wonder if she got the idea from the breaking bad campervan.

He??

I'm a lady you know!
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #9 on: 11 March 2015, 10:43:50 am »
Quote from: KayHerts on 08 March 2015, 01:37:12 am
If the van is rockin', don't come a knockin'!

The caravan of love can be the background music  ;D

This is sooo funny hahahaha, kinda like a busy hot dog stand at a concert. But it is a good idea for someone who can put up with complications that will come with it.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #10 on: 11 March 2015, 11:20:21 am »
Quote from: Tina Sparx on 11 March 2015, 08:17:07 am
Quote from: Aussie Male Escort on 07 March 2015, 05:11:44 pm
ew. Assuming he didn't make this story up, I hope she had plenty of spare towels and sets of bed sheets. With that much quicky traffic the van would end up spermier than my bedroom as a teenager. Also, wonder if she got the idea from the breaking bad campervan.

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I think he meant your punter.
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Re: Campervan Whoring
« Reply #11 on: 12 March 2015, 05:45:49 pm »
Even if that's true.....gross.
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