Ugh...I just got back from a booking that I already had a feeling would be hell! Whats worse, it was from someone who I had already met once before and wasnt all THAT bad, but this time was awful!

As soon as I walk in the door I get this smell like, what the fuck is that smell? Thinking maybe he just got out the restroom. No, its was shit on the bed that was apparently turning him on. I was not warned about this before I came. I asked him to remove the towel because it was turning me off. Then he was higher than a kite on cocaine and shit, and persisted that I join. Now...I dont mind a client who does it cause some of them do, but if I say no they take it as that.

Then, he wanted me to stay overnight, and at that point I stated I would need to take the other half of the fee (because I didnt trust him not one bit!). Then he wanted to take pictures, which I agreed because last time we met he wanted to take photos and I said no because it was the first time. And on that first time, the session lasted 10 min. and I felt bad for taking an hour's fee and the booking was so short, I give him a break this time. So he got the photos, no face of course!

To make it even worse, some guy calls while we are trying to get busy (as you can imagine he couldnt get it up) and leaves a message on the home voicemail that he is in the area and can stop by. Now at this point, he asks if I would join this other guy, but it was getting close to 2 hours, and so I say...ok I'll do so but I need the other half of the fee before I can go on. Normally, I wouldnt of made a fuss but with this guy i didnt trust him not a bit...

Then he offered a check! Hell no!

How would I know this other guy wasnt an escort, then he's on coke, and after the overnight (or 2 hours) he makes an excuse he's out of money? At that point, when I refused the check and demanded the amount in cash, he got upset and told me he'd call me either tomorrow or in 30 minutes cause he "doesnt have the money".

At that point I took the hour fee (in cash), and got the fuck out of there. What an idiot.

You certainly do seem to manage to pick some corker clients Joey. Its funny in hindsight but im sure it was anything but at the time,hope youve managed to recover from the awfullness of it by now.

well Im glad you all got a good laugh but this was probably more digusting than bad. I guess I could laugh too. The guy is an obvious coke head, and the only time he ever calls an escort is when he's high.

Oh, I forgot to mention the other crazy part. Remember I said we met before? And remember how I said I got a new persona? Well how about when we meet, he asks me my name, and had ABSOLUTELY no hint that we met before. Didnt even say I looked familar. Thats how high he musta been last time we met, maybe he takes the photos to remember who the hell he had over.