Was chatting with a friend a couple days ago and she suggested this could be an interesting thread.
I arranged a booking for Tuesday just gone with a guy I've seen once before, but at a different tour location.
I asked "what time will you be setting off?" Thinking this is the time I'll ask him to confirm the booking.
"To get to you for 9am I'll be setting off at 6am. It's my day off so don't worry, we won't be rushed."
But my best ever was when I was working Heathrow (which I'm never going back to due to amount of TW.) again it was a guy who'd seen me before a couple of times when i worked gatwick regularly. He calleD me at 10am for a lunchtime booking. He only wanted a quickie. I told him to set off and call me when in the area. He texted 2hs later to say he was on his way but would take him longer than he thought. (It was a Sunday and he hadn't accounted for reduced timetable on buses and trains.)
He eventually arrived after FOUR HOURS of travel. I normally charge £20 extra for full service in quickies but I felt like he deserved it so I threw it in for free 😂