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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Your Tera on 31 August 2011, 10:49:58 am

Title: Braggadacio
Post by: Your Tera on 31 August 2011, 10:49:58 am
What is this all about? "The last escort left because she was too scared to take my cock, I'm so big."
Or, "Well, if A levels are discretionary, you don't want me, because I'm really big. Maybe you'd like that?"

What kind of selling point is any of this? The first is revealed true or false, imminently, if they book. The second is just ridiculous. If convincing me to comply is the order of the day, then this is self-defeating....
Title: Re: Braggadacio
Post by: EmilyJones on 31 August 2011, 10:56:00 am
I'm pretty sure those comments come from wanky timewasters only - the genuine clients I've met with big willies have never, EVER mentioned it themselves and even sometimes look embarrassed when I tell them they're very large.

Lots and lots of guys, however, are only after free "sexy chat" with escorts and will often try to intrigue and tempt us by sending emails and texts describing their enormous genital appendages, which are indeed likely imaginary just like all that money they may also pretend they're going to pay for an appointment. ;D
Title: Re: Braggadacio
Post by: ladyjennaj on 01 September 2011, 12:49:42 am
It is amazing how many people do this. I get soooo many guys boasting about the size of their packages, and it just makes me cringe. They are always time-wasters.  :-X
Title: Re: Braggadacio
Post by: River on 03 September 2011, 09:36:48 am
Quote from: Your Tera on 31 August 2011, 10:49:58 am
"The last escort left because she was too scared to take my cock, I'm so big."
Or, "Well, if A levels are discretionary, you don't want me, because I'm really big. Maybe you'd like that?
"Oooh!
That sounds sooo hot.
Please send my a pic of your big....wallet.
Open pose with lots of ?20's in graphic display. I like that.
I want your money
I want your big roll of ?20's
I'd like that"

or:
"I've also got a big hard willy, but mines attached to my hot female body.
So in bragging terms, I win!"
Doh!
Title: Re: Braggadacio
Post by: Coty on 03 September 2011, 01:50:38 pm
Quote from: JodieTs on 03 September 2011, 09:36:48 am
Quote from: Your Tera on 31 August 2011, 10:49:58 am
"The last escort left because she was too scared to take my cock, I'm so big."
Or, "Well, if A levels are discretionary, you don't want me, because I'm really big. Maybe you'd like that?
"Oooh!
That sounds sooo hot.
Please send my a pic of your big....wallet.
Open pose with lots of ?20's in graphic display. I like that.
I want your money
I want your big roll of ?20's
I'd like that"

or:
"I've also got a big hard willy, but mines attached to my hot female body.
So in bragging terms, I win!"
Doh!

PERFECT!!!
I now wish I had a willy just so I could say that! Hell, as they're gonna be time wasters I think I shall anyway! lol