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Violette

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #15 on: 12 August 2009, 11:49:33 pm »
Quote from: Colette on 11 August 2009, 08:21:20 am
'There were squirrels at the side,there were squirrels at the back,there were squirrels at the front,there were squirrels smoking crack'

Sent to my work mobile via text at 2.53am on sunday morning! ??? ???
I think the last part was about him. HAHAHA
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LondonEvie

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #16 on: 17 August 2009, 07:16:36 pm »
Quote from: Evie on 09 August 2009, 03:31:49 pm
I think I am incredibly lucky with the gentlemen I have met tbh!

I've never had one issue with hygiene, only one no show, and a couple who I've had to stop seeing as they were too OTT for my comfort.  I've never encountered any arrogance or attitude beyond that.

Evie Touches wood 300 times to be on the safe side and make sure it stays that way!!



Having said that- I've now had my first no show appointment!! I've also had the opportunity to turn someone away after cancelling too many appointments, so maybe I didn't touch wood enough   ;D
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #17 on: 18 August 2009, 06:32:09 am »
Quote from: Evie on 17 August 2009, 07:16:36 pm

Having said that- I've now had my first no show appointment!! I've also had the opportunity to turn someone away after cancelling too many appointments, so maybe I didn't touch wood enough [/b]  ;D

awww, you've experienced the bittersweetness of escorting, or any job that requires appointments. Its bitter that he didnt show and that the guy kept cancelling, its sweet that at some point, they are BOUND to call again and you have the joy of telling them to F off for wasting your time.
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #18 on: 18 August 2009, 07:05:48 am »
Quote from: Lilly1230 on 12 August 2009, 10:18:29 pm
He he, these are very funny!

I've only had lovely clients but one recently left his wedding ring in my bathroom which caused some panic (more for me than him I felt).

LOL, its funny because when I give guys oily hand massages, I ask that they remove the ring. Silly me, its probably their wedding ring! No wonder some are reluctant to take it off LOL
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KatieKurves

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #19 on: 27 August 2009, 09:29:09 pm »
Probably thought you were going to steal it!!!

I had a regular client, not hard to do, just a bit pushy sometimes. Anyway last Christmas he came, & we were getting down to it & he asked if he could have a Christmas treat? I said what do you mean? He said well could i have it bareback seein as it's Christmas!!!!!!!?  :o  I said why would I give it you bareback? Well you like me don't you? Only for the half hour that you're paying me for!!!!!

Needless to say he never had another appointment from me!!!

xx
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Lilly1230

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Re: Clients: the good, the bad and the *******
« Reply #20 on: 29 August 2009, 08:20:07 pm »
Ha ha! What a donkey!
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