Bunch of weird people

I think they basically just copy and paste the same message to as many profiles they can find regardless of area to see what response they get then they sit and wank over all the replies.
Same as the infamous small willy guy who emailed numerous working girls asking for advice about his small todger.

I've been on top of a guy in 69 and concentrating on keeping my hair off his sweaty scrotum when he shouted at me to fart in his face!
Broke down in giggles and then politely declined and carried on. Put me off my stride a little 

Ok so it's a bit quiet today and I'm finding every excuse in my head not to go to the gym so I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit on here... What's the funniest request you've ever had??

For the last 3 days a guy  has been texting me asking if I want him to top up my phone??? I find this quite amusing as what thrill could he possibly get by topping up my phone.. . The male psyche is a wonderful thing
 I'm still a newbie so I'm sure there's alot more to come...😁😁

I doubt they seriously expect you to do it, just bored losers trolling people to have any sort of interaction with them. I get probably 6-7 messages a week that are completely pointless and some are multiples in one week or ones I had some other time they just keep sending them again and again to hundreds of people. Chinese takeaway guy is pretty notorious usually asks you to sell him to a chinese takeaway or some other similar idea.

When I first started the "crush a baby chick" guy was one of the first messages I got and he even included a .gif of someone crushing a baby chick. It really upset me at the time. I'm a real animal lover, I volunteer with the RSCPA! Nowadays I'm a lot more thick skinned!

Not a request but I had a guy who prayed for forgiveness before and after sex.

Having to get muddy was my strangest request, or to walk barefoot down a high street.

Oh god, just remembered the devout Muslim guy who asked me to repeat some phrased in Arabic before the booking started, which apparently meant "I am spending time with you as a friend and thank you for giving me this gift of money."

I guess it's like buying an indulgence for Catholics!

It is funny how religions are tailored to suit purposes. Bit of a double edged blade.

I was asked to dress up as an evil nun once but there was nothing else sinister involved.

This guys messaged me asking if I would see him. I just thought it was something too strange and I wasn't comfortable with it at all so I said no. I am shocked that he is actually genuine.

If it's the same guy then yes he's genuine and was perfectly polite and respectful. This was in central London. He did ask me before the booking if it would be okay. I did have security lurking during the booking though.