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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Nia Hope on 14 April 2014, 06:03:03 pm
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That's how bored I am today, was scrolling through my work phone and some of the names I've used to alert me that someone is an idiot and or time waster, most are idiot, tw, no, no way, don't answer, never, 1,2 and 3 , horrible thin man, smelly cock 1 to 14 .
Could go on, what are some of yours? X
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All of these have numbers after their name:
doesn't read, twat, late night twat, fuckwit, DO NOT SEE
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No Show Thong - asks me to wear a thong then never shows up
Towel Poser Pest - serial text pest who likes to send mee picture messages of him posing in a towel
Text Pest 1-11
Cereal Killer - weird guy with a kelloggs fetish (I know!)
To name a few.
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Fisting show off, he texts all the time boasting about what he can fit up his bum hole x
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Hahaha my phonebook makes me look like a fully paid up member of the Tourrettes Society, entries include Wankbadger 1-50, Fucktard 1-50, Fuckweasel 1-50 etc ;D
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I've only got two so far! TW, and Broke Haggler.
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Lonely hearts for the ones who want a gf not a whore
Mr tickles is a tickle fetish guy who posses me off
Dole Q for the guy that wanted free sex cos he was unemployed.
Poop watcher. Booked me for an outcall then when I was on the way there said he wanted to watch me poop.
The rest are down as ignore.
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I am lucky enough to only have 2 at the minute
Wallet guy - Saw him once, he accused me of stealing his wallet and I got all the threats along side it, then 2 weeks later text me saying he had found it and would I be cheaper if he booked during the day! Chamer.
Superstar - Guy thats texts daily (and gets ignored daily), asking me if I would see him for free because he is a famous actor apparently... hmm ::)
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Hahaha my phonebook makes me look like a fully paid up member of the Tourrettes Society, entries include Wankbadger 1-50, Fucktard 1-50, Fuckweasel 1-50 etc ;D
I am going to make it my mission for the rest of the month to use 'wankbadger' as much as possible. Genuinely cracking up in an empty room at this.
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I am going to make it my mission for the rest of the month to use 'wankbadger' as much as possible. Genuinely cracking up in an empty room at this.
Hahahaha Yeah I got to admit to being rather childish and sniggering when any of those numbers ring ;D
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The nicer guys I save under something that will help me remember who they are because weirdly enough all my clients are called Dave x
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I have so many silly names that it would take for ever to list them however make sure your phone does not say the callers name when it rings as mine does as standing in Debenhams with your phone ringing saying loudly rancid mouth arse licker is not a great idea and can be very embarrassing
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Here are some in mine:
Approx 5 or 6 variations of 'time waster'
Dont Answer
Ignore
Arrogant cunt
Rude foreign bloke
Don't see
Dick head
Stalker
Stalker again
Stalker new
Stalker mob
Weirdo
^ to name a few. Yup i've had the misfortune of attracting some blokes that civvie women make a point of running a mile from.
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Poop watcher. Booked me for an outcall then when I was on the way there said he wanted to watch me poop.
That's got me! ;D
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I used to do names like that, but when they called & I knew who they were & why I blacklisted them it would put me in a mood that they weren't getting the message. Now I just write Blacklisted which leaves me feeling calm.
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There's an old thread about this somewhere (probably more than one) which had some crackers in it ;D.
I used to give them separate names, but like SR above it works better for me if I don't know which is which so I save them all as either 'Can't Read 1' (etc - I'm up to about 50 now), '[City Name]TW/NS' depending on where I was, 'Mr Midnight' for the silly o'clock ones or just plain 'No' which covers everything else including the abusive ones - apart from anything else I'm never tempted to answer them then.
I do have a few saved under their opening lines if they've sent silly texts - there's 'I'm 16 and have ?300', 'I'm 52 babe', 'i want big tits' and so on; I had a lot more before I had my work phone nicked but they're all in my computer somewhere. I've got a fair few under 'cheapskate' or 'haggler' too just in case they decide to have another crack at it.
About the only numbers I don't save are the nice people who've been once or just occasionally - I do hang onto good regulars ones so I know to answer even I'm not taking calls otherwise, but my system for saving them is so cryptic it makes me sound like Rainman :D.
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My list is pretty much the same as some of you!
However, having read the above I think I will also in future, just list them under one category........
On the one hand, and I don't know why, I seem to think it helps to know if they ring regularly, why, I don't know........... !
They seem to come out a lot more during school holidays or perhaps as it's quieter I have more time to fume over them!
This thread gave me a good chuckle I have to say! Lord knows we need a laugh after what we put up with!
x
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I had a guy saved as "omg never answer" call me today, had a 2 hour break between bookings so answered out of boredom and for a bit of entertainment! Soon realised why I saved him under that name, has any of you girls done that ?
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I had a guy saved as "omg never answer" call me today, had a 2 hour break between bookings so answered out of boredom and for a bit of entertainment! Soon realised why I saved him under that name, has any of you girls done that ?
Yes I do sometimes thinking maybe was being harsh labelling but then realise that saved correctly. Many on my reject list. When that becomes full then use an app to block.
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I use names as I find it cathartic but they are all blocked anyway haha
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I've definitely taken the idea of here to just have 'Black listed' instead of certain names now, saves me getting wound up when one person rings and a lot less tempted to give in an answer!
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I also do the offensive line used as the contact name. Here are just a few:
"Cum on Tits?"
"Watch me Jack $20?"
"Hi You Whore"
"I'd Cum In You"
"Plz Take $40"
"Need BBJ"
Then I have categories - Stalkers, Time Wasters, Low Ballers, Shit Bags, Spoof #s, Prank Callers, etc..
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I agree with Summer Rose, used to invent creative names for them but then every time they phoned I would see the name on my phone and relive the trauma.
Now I just save anyone that I wont see as "No". There are already a few hundred no's on my phone. When they phone, I don't know who I'm saying no to and I don't get all shaken up remembering the fucker.
Works for me, highly recommended.
Claire
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I agree with Summer Rose, used to invent creative names for them but then every time they phoned I would see the name on my phone and relive the trauma.
Now I just save anyone that I wont see as "No". There are already a few hundred no's on my phone. When they phone, I don't know who I'm saying no to and I don't get all shaken up remembering the fucker.
Works for me, highly recommended.
Claire
i agree with you. My TW's are divided into different cathegories:
1) TW
2) No show
3) Rude
4) Dangerous.
I just name then 1, 2, 3, 4 etc... Sometimes ignorance is bliss, and I don't want to remember the reason I blocked him. He's blocked and that's all that matters.
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I consider my sons father as a time waster he is saved under 'f**king Cu next Tuesday'
Clients are just 'ignore' the more !!!! The weirder the client was/or asked for anal.