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Nia Hope

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Best time waster names in your phone
« on: 14 April 2014, 06:03:03 pm »
That's how bored I am today, was scrolling through my work phone and some of the names I've used to alert me that someone is an idiot and or time waster, most are idiot, tw, no, no way, don't answer, never, 1,2 and 3 , horrible thin man, smelly cock 1 to 14 .

Could go on, what are some of yours? X
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RR

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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2014, 06:11:30 pm »
All of these have numbers after their name:

doesn't read, twat, late night twat, fuckwit, DO NOT SEE
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2014, 06:28:59 pm »
No Show Thong - asks me to wear a thong then never shows up
Towel Poser Pest - serial text pest who likes to send mee picture messages of him posing in a towel
Text Pest 1-11
Cereal Killer - weird guy with a kelloggs fetish (I know!)

To name a few.
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Nia Hope

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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2014, 06:51:25 pm »
Fisting show off, he texts all the time boasting about what he can fit up his bum hole x
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2014, 10:36:39 pm »
Hahaha my phonebook makes me look like a fully paid up member of the Tourrettes Society, entries include Wankbadger 1-50, Fucktard 1-50, Fuckweasel 1-50 etc  ;D
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #5 on: 14 April 2014, 11:50:40 pm »
I've only got two so far! TW, and Broke Haggler.
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2014, 01:16:40 am »
Lonely hearts for the ones who want a gf not a whore

Mr tickles is a tickle fetish guy who posses me off

Dole Q for the guy that wanted free sex cos he was unemployed.

Poop watcher. Booked me for an outcall then when I was on the way there said he wanted to watch me poop.

The rest are down as ignore.
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #7 on: 15 April 2014, 07:42:59 am »
I am lucky enough to only have 2 at the minute

Wallet guy - Saw him once, he accused me of stealing his wallet and I got all the threats along side it, then 2 weeks later text me saying he had found it and would I be cheaper if he booked during the day! Chamer.

Superstar - Guy thats texts daily (and gets ignored daily), asking me if I would see him for free because he is a famous actor apparently... hmm   ::)
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #8 on: 15 April 2014, 08:08:39 am »
Quote from: Grumpy Cow on 14 April 2014, 10:36:39 pm
Hahaha my phonebook makes me look like a fully paid up member of the Tourrettes Society, entries include Wankbadger 1-50, Fucktard 1-50, Fuckweasel 1-50 etc  ;D

I am going to make it my mission for the rest of the month to use 'wankbadger' as much as possible. Genuinely cracking up in an empty room at this.
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #9 on: 15 April 2014, 12:46:02 pm »
Quote from: RR on 15 April 2014, 08:08:39 am


I am going to make it my mission for the rest of the month to use 'wankbadger' as much as possible. Genuinely cracking up in an empty room at this.

Hahahaha  Yeah I got to admit to being rather childish and sniggering when any of those numbers ring  ;D
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Nia Hope

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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #10 on: 15 April 2014, 02:22:39 pm »
The nicer guys I save under something that will help me remember who they are because weirdly enough all my clients are called Dave x
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #11 on: 15 April 2014, 03:13:31 pm »
I have so many silly names that it would take for ever to list them however make sure your phone does not say the callers name when it rings as mine does as standing in Debenhams with your phone ringing saying loudly rancid mouth arse licker is not a great idea and can be very embarrassing
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #12 on: 15 April 2014, 10:52:33 pm »
Here are some in mine:

Approx 5 or 6 variations of 'time waster'
Dont Answer
Ignore
Arrogant cunt
Rude foreign bloke
Don't see
Dick head
Stalker
Stalker again
Stalker new
Stalker mob
Weirdo

^ to name a few. Yup i've had the misfortune of attracting some blokes that civvie women make a point of running a mile from.
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #13 on: 15 April 2014, 11:38:12 pm »
Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 15 April 2014, 01:16:40 am

Poop watcher. Booked me for an outcall then when I was on the way there said he wanted to watch me poop.



That's got me! ;D
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Re: Best time waster names in your phone
« Reply #14 on: 17 April 2014, 01:04:39 pm »
I used to do names like that, but when they called & I knew who they were & why I blacklisted them it would put me in a mood that they weren't getting the message. Now I just write Blacklisted which leaves me feeling calm.
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