Hair extensions, gel nails every 3 weeks, pedi every month, gym at least 5 times a week, new lingerie normally once a month at least, waxing when I remember/shaving every day if not, eyebrow tats biannually, and a truckload of makeup to cake over everything.
Can't wait to get away in January and unleash my inner hippy upon the world. Three months of absolutely NO beauty routine is going to be total bliss.