Author Topic: When they ask you 'How did you get into this?' (Read 5310 times)

katrina · « **Reply #15 on:** 23 March 2016, 11:26:26 pm »

Quote from: K47 on 23 March 2016, 07:05:35 pm

then I'm stuck hearing their boring story haha

I don't mind hearing the 'boring stories' ...As long as its within the time they're paying me for ;-)

curvywench · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 March 2016, 03:31:26 am »

I usually reply to the so did you get into this, well its a bit long have you time to listen.... Of course they swallow my bait like the fools they are

So then I tell them that being a professional hit woman was getting a bit dicey and I needed to do something different, not for fun now, as I liked killing people, especially men who cheat on their wives, and scorned women pay big bucks to make their cheating hubbies vanish,

Hehe at that point their dick is usually limp, or they make an excuse n leave...
But they don't ask for a refund lol lol
Some are too
so they ask where I dispose of a body, sure the 5 acres at the back of the house is only perfect....
Haha
One day I will have that 5 acres dug up n reseeded by the local bobbies

Emma_C · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 March 2016, 09:12:10 am »

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Quote from: curvywench on 24 March 2016, 03:31:26 am

So then I tell them that being a professional hit woman was getting a bit dicey and I needed to do something different, not for fun now, as I liked killing people, especially men who cheat on their wives, and scorned women pay big bucks to make their cheating hubbies vanish,

That's one way to get them to leave curvywench lol

Zero hour contract in former a job is a good one, actually true too for me. With the old "what's your normal job?" question that follows on from how did you get into this.

I find alot of clients tell me why they are seeing me just off their own back. I always say "you don't need to explain yourself" I must have one of those faces. I don't mind hearing it & it can make me feel better, if they are genuine.

K47 · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 March 2016, 12:06:12 pm »

Quote from: katrina on 23 March 2016, 11:26:26 pm

Quote from: K47 on 23 March 2016, 07:05:35 pm

then I'm stuck hearing their boring story haha

I don't mind hearing the 'boring stories' ...As long as its within the time they're paying me for ;-)

I was joking really, I don't mind hearing it, it's pretty much always the same thing though, either they're too shy/busy to chat up girls or their wife doesn't sleep with them anymore

katrina · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 March 2016, 02:56:40 pm »

Quote from: K47 on 24 March 2016, 12:06:12 pm

Quote from: katrina on 23 March 2016, 11:26:26 pm
Quote from: K47 on 23 March 2016, 07:05:35 pm

then I'm stuck hearing their boring story haha

I don't mind hearing the 'boring stories' ...As long as its within the time they're paying me for ;-)

I was joking really, I don't mind hearing it, it's pretty much always the same thing though, either they're too shy/busy to chat up girls or their wife doesn't sleep with them anymore

I was too :-) Most clients are interesting to talk to and I do love to chat about different things with them, I've learnt a lot from the wide variety of people/characters that I've seen, its only the odd one that takes half an hour to put his shoes on after, stopping to tell another long story lol

It seems to be the same story with married clients, wife just goes off sex, or is ill but the mens sexual needs seem to be just disregarded, I don't quite understand it with the clean polite good looking nice gentle ones.

Nia Hope · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 March 2016, 06:02:28 pm »

Quote from: katrina on 23 March 2016, 11:26:26 pm

Quote from: K47 on 23 March 2016, 07:05:35 pm

then I'm stuck hearing their boring story haha

I don't mind hearing the 'boring stories' ...As long as its within the time they're paying me for ;-)

Same here, I had a guy on my St. Andrew's Cross last week telling me about the First World War tours he goes on, half hour gone!

Lushblossom · « **Reply #21 on:** 25 March 2016, 10:02:16 am »

I don't know why they often ask 'Do you see many?' well the answer in my case is no I do not as I prefer to be lowkey but even if ?I did loads what business is it of theirs?? We don't ask them if they see plenty of escorts do we ...

It does make you wonder if some of them are wondering whether we are worth robbing. Well not in my case lol.

Vichyssoise · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 March 2016, 09:05:00 am »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 23 March 2016, 05:20:17 pm

Sometimes I am just too blunt - I forget that they don't really want to hear the truth, they want to hear something sexy and exciting. So if they ask "Do you like women, too?" instead of saying, honestly, "No, not really" I figured out that I am supposed to say that I just LOOOOOVE licking fannies. And that dumb question, "What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?" Well, apparently "Having sex with strangers for money" isn't what they're looking for. One time, when a particularly annoying guy asked me that, I paused what I was doing (they always ask this shit when you're giving a blow job), screwed up my face and said, "Hmmm... well, I guess that time I fucked a dog."

"You fucked

"Yeah. That was pretty crazy. Of course, it was supposed to be a threesome, but the mastiff wasn't interested so I just had to make do with the labradoodle."

Then I looked at him and said, "No, of course I didn't fuck a dog. But I figured you wanted to hear something entertaining so there you go."

He didn't ask me any more stupid fucking questions after that.

I've just read this out to my husband and the pair of us are rolling round the bed in hysterics.

When they ask how I got into escorting I ask them, ' did you watch that documentary, My Granny the Escort'? Well I did, and thought I could do that and here I am.

MandyVine · « **Reply #23 on:** 26 March 2016, 01:49:20 pm »

Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 23 March 2016, 05:56:47 pm

Quote from: Lushblossom on 23 March 2016, 07:47:03 am
Well maybe you should try my method:)
When they ask me "how did I get into this" I give them a sexy smile and reply "it's my little secret. And tell me, how did YOU get into this?"

Oh Aqua, I ADORE you response! I will use it from now on. When asked a nosy question I love turning it around on the person.

Kay-Darlin · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 March 2016, 08:06:09 pm »

Quote from: Lushblossom on 23 March 2016, 07:47:03 am

It is just so nosey when they ask us personal questions about how we got into escorting. They have never met us before we do not know them nor they us and yet some of them still ask.

I used to give them a bit of an explanation but not any longer. I just say 'A range of reasons' which is the truth and let them figure it out for themselves.

It isn't as if we turn around and ask them 'How come you started seeing us escorts?'. I never ask intrusive questions but some still pry don't they.

I just give them what they don't want to hear...then tell them silly question's get silly answer's don't like what you hear, don't ask.. silly little child...i feel like their mother who never told them right from wrong

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #25 on:** 30 March 2016, 09:37:02 pm »

I don't mind that one ( well I do if it's condescending ) but I love saying " I'm a successful business woman, who loves her job and doing it well ,plus the dressing up etc and has made an analytical decision, that makes total sense to me , plus I have a 'guys' brain when it comes to sex " .....then I ask if they got the opportunity to get paid to make various women happy ....would they

?? Then they seem to suddenly realise how much they've just given me lol ......and I get to see the little mental sums going on .....I also say a lot has changed (especially to the older guys) with regard to choice v having to due to( insert sad desperate story here) ! rrrr reminds me of the guy that says "what made made you turn to this"?....apart from tearing him off a strip , I explained nicely I don't have to see him , I have choice .........please bear in mind this is what I SAY !

plus I really do love it pretty much most of the time . Most sensible guys understand it's a lucrative business and treat me/it that way ....obviously not all .....plenty of doughnuts about too lol xx

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