Yes, we're all hookahs lol. But, Im sure non of us publicly dress like the stereotypical image of one when we are checking into hotels.

Well then why, do I feel people are looking at me like, "what is he doing here?" Namely the business type hotels where everyone is dressed in a suit and tie. I almost feel out of place, but at the same time...the hotel isn't reserved for only business people.

Or am I just imagining this in my head?

Until you are not acting sexaually and are dress in common casual way - no, they will not recognize it. How escort looks diffrent than normal way like other people? We wear the same what others, only we strip much faster 

Sweetie, I have worked in the customer service industry..the holy grail is..

A) How are you today (as If I give a fuck)
B)Business or pleasure? ( can I sell you some trip, collect my commision from a dud restaurant im going to send you to, if you like hookers I can do that too or are you a skint company delegate wage slave here to eat and drink as much as you can on tab, asshole?)
C) Have a great day sir (Crawl away and die, now)

There you go.

I get kind of freaked out checking into hotels too!  No matter how many tours or incalls I do I still stress about it.  I use my California DL for id so it doesn't look like Im checking into a hotel in my home city, and they tend to want to talk to me about me visit so I make up stories lol. 
Strangely it doesn't bother me doing outcalls to hotels and having the staff talk to me, there is one I visit ALL the time and the doorman is always giving me knowing looks and makes a point of saying something ironic.  I kind of get a kick out of it because I know they're never going to do anything about it 

I was requested a Hotel Booking late last night. Large Hotel, city centre.
 Turned it down as it would have been 1am when I walked through reception.
Not sure if I would have fooled anyone with my laptop-case and business dress at that hour? - Especially if I was walking out at 2/3am? 

I don't know how late is TOO late to be honest? I suppose it depends how busy the Hotel is..
I DO find it quite stressful at the best of times, even though with my age and *demeanour* I THINK I carry off the rushed businesswoman look quite well..Phone jammed to my ear/busy meetings/no time to stop and say Hello sorry..( Think Deborah Meaden on Speed.. )..

There is one very nice airport Hotel I am often called to where the staff are ultra nice and polite and immediately offer assistance as you walk through the door..20 minutes later when I am STILL searching for the correct quadrangle that the Clients' room is actually located ( 3 miles away from the  room numbers on either side of it.. ) ..my polite refusal of any help seems somewhat foolish and transparant!.. :

I always ask the Client for full instructions but have absolutely no sense of direction anyway.

The number of times I have mistaken a hotel wardrobe for the bathroom - but that's another story! 

I had my first hotel booking the other day. I didn't even look at reception, so I don't know if they gave me any funny looks. I got a bit paranoid that they might have had a sneaking suspicion about me when I walked out again two hours later. They probably didn't have a clue, but because I knew I thought they might.

Also, when going up in the lift, just before the doors closed another woman stepped in beside me looking all smart with a bag, short pencil skirt and tights/stockings on. I had to smile to myself while wondering if she was there for the same reason.

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