So this happened to me last night....looking back on it all I can do is laugh

So I went to an outcall for a threesome, one was a regular client, the other was his cousin (wtf) and all was well until 2 male relatives (father and brother) let themselves in, walked upstairs and walked into the bedroom  I had tried to hide behind the bed but it was too late!

The funny part was that the clients literally did nothing, didn’t attempt to cover up...literally sat on the bed with their dicks out in front of their poor family members, they actually sat there for a while talking in their language until they decided it might be appropriate to get dressed  and there’s me with my hand over my mouth, flabbergasted, trying to cover myself up

Luckily it didn’t turn sinister, they all went downstairs to have a discussion and the brother that walked in reassured me nothing would happen and it’s all ok. In so many words he said, I wasn’t the problem and I’m just here to do my job. He found it funny, asked how much they paid me and took my number 

So then I find out why the relatives let themselves in...apparently the client that lived in that house was having a family crisis, bad argument with the wife, family members have come over to check what’s going on to find them stark naked with a hooker...

Oops 

Yeah I know I was so shocked it didn’t...they were literally so nice about it towards me and I only left about 10 mins after my time

But yes I do I knew a couple of people in the area and I drove there so was able to get away quick, don’t like going to outcalls without a car in case I get stranded or need to leave quick

That is very, very funny.

That is very, very funny.

I giggled about it all day today  just couldn’t believe there was a family crisis and they decided it’s a good time to get drunk and have a threesome! Unbelievable

Oh god you poor thing!! I did laugh though sorry he he xx

I laughed  was scared for about 5 mins and then after thinking about I like wtf 

I would have been horrified - and embarrassed - as I would be closer to the Dad's age 

I saw a 20-odd year old once and his Dad came back from work early. The keys were thankfully left in the locked door, so he couldn't use his own key.
The son made an excuse so I could escape.
I remember only getting half dressed in my panic, shoving a coat over myself and legging it  to my car ( which I never park in view of the house unless absolutely necessary)

Quite funny to look back on, but not at the time