I got a text from a regular last week saying
"You know what, I've been thinking - you're beautiful and a nice girl, you could probably find someone to marry you then you wouldn't have to do this anymore!"
Gee, thanks. Maybe I do this because I like being financially independent and not having to rely on anyone?
The way he worded it I'm sure I was supposed to be grateful for this insight he'd had! What a plonker.