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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: MWM on 23 September 2020, 10:08:22 pm
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Client “You’ve got nice breasts. *pause* I don’t like big ones”
Me “...oh, thanks?”
I didn’t even think my boobs were small!
Anyone else got any crackers to share? Funny things, men. ::)
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A few weeks ago I mentioned to a client about putting on weight during lockdown.
I was naked at the time. He looked at my stomach and said I like a bit of fat on a woman.
I didn't think I put that much weight on.
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A few weeks ago I mentioned to a client about putting on weight during lockdown.
I was naked at the time. He looked at my stomach and said I like a bit of fat on a woman.
I didn't think I put that much weight on.
Hahah! They’re clueless, aren’t they.
When that client said to me I had nice boobs n that he liked small ones, I was DYINGGGG to say something similar back like how I thought he has a nice cock & I like tiny ones haha
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I’ve had the “i much prefer small boobs” comment lots of times. I’m a C/D cup so wouldn’t say I’m particularly small chested.
Ive also had the “love your huge ass” type comment during doggy style.
Oh and there was one bloke who was stroking my thighs and pointed out he could feel my stretch marks and found it “cute”.
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I’ve had the “i much prefer small boobs” comment lots of times. I’m a C/D cup so wouldn’t say I’m particularly small chested.
Ive also had the “love your huge ass” type comment during doggy style.
Oh and there was one bloke who was stroking my thighs and pointed out he could feel my stretch marks and found it “cute”.
A repeat client (probably 2-3 times a year for a few years), did tell me during a paid phone chat complimenting me on my appearance more or less said it would be perfect if my breasts were a little bigger. ::) This has happened a couple of times in personal life about 15 years ago, actually during sex. Never even occurred to me to comment on the other person's performance (and I could have because they had their own hang ups and issues). Held up to be perfect!
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I get these every week
"You're very pretty for a black girl" ... I've gotten immune to this one overtime it doesn't bother me anymore
"Your profile says you're African but your English is very good and you sound British" ..... umm sir dual citizenship is a thing
and the once in a while "you look good BUT if you were to go to the gym...." sir stay out my business pls haahh
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"I've never fucked a Ginge' before"
Had this more than once and I didn't even know I was ginger ???
(unless they're confused by my freckles? 🤔)
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I could se myself dating you if you weren’t an escort ??? Or words to that effect
Lol thanks for checking with me first usually it’s the less physically appealing ones that think they would have a shot with you in the real world. My GFE must be of the chart as 90% annoy me
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You don’t look as awful as you sounded on the phone earlier.
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You don’t look as awful as you sounded on the phone earlier.
Jeez!? Reply would be, you didn't sound like such a dick as you do now, so now f**k off!
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Jeez!? Reply would be, you didn't sound like such a dick as you do now, so now f**k off!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Do your family know that you are an escort ?
Me : And do your family know that you pay for sex to get it ?
Client : I am sorry I am not that good with women
Me in my head : I’ve noticed that already.
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Do your family know that you are an escort ?
Me : And do your family know that you pay for sex to get it ?
Client : I am sorry I am not that good with women
Me in my head : I’ve noticed that already.
I say exactly the same when I am asked if my family know what I do for money, cheeky fuckers!
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"You're very confident for a common prostitute"
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"You're very confident for a common prostitute"
I'd have put that cunt right out the door!
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I don't see many people anymore, but I used to get 'You looked better when you were skinnier.' Thanks.
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A caller who claimed to have seen me years before and spat his dummy out when I still insisted on a deposit or proof of current address:
"I was one of your first clients, you were thinner then and it was before you got your tits done. I fucked you up the arse"
Oh... Well in that case Mr Manners, forget all I said - racing to give you a much deserved freebie as we speak ::)
(or maybe return the service to his own arse :-X
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Client you are too good for this job
Me oh is that why you keep coming back with a fake smile on my face 😂
I knew exactly where that cheap talk was heading to but I played a fool and beat him at his own
game. The look on his face was priceless I don't think he will ever come back to see me again.
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I'd have put that cunt right out the door!
Oh I know but it still makes me laugh years later, plus I know it's a well worn phrase but it really says more about him than it does me!! ;D
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I've heard
"You're actually very pretty!" (In a surprised voice" and
"You're a lot prettier than I was expecting" - 3 times in the last 10 days. So basically they're expecting a ugly girl? I don't get it?! I don't show my face on my profile, I guess some people think it's because I've got something to hide than for discretion.
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"I like a woman with a bit of meat on her". 😱😠☹️.
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I've heard
"You're actually very pretty!" (In a surprised voice" and
"You're a lot prettier than I was expecting" - 3 times in the last 10 days. So basically they're expecting a ugly girl? I don't get it?! I don't show my face on my profile, I guess some people think it's because I've got something to hide than for discretion.
Hi omg I get this too or even ‘I was expecting you to have missing teeth’ I’m like wtf haha xx
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HAHHA
I got told my ass is the biggest hes seen, and he doesnt like big asses :FF
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"You are the worst value escort"
He elaborated that he was enjoying my company so much that we were talking instead of getting sexy.
He had a good time in the end though. :)
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As I was getting my kit off he says: I don't really like skinny girls.. Uh, thanks?
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I've heard
"You're actually very pretty!" (In a surprised voice" and
"You're a lot prettier than I was expecting" - 3 times in the last 10 days. So basically they're expecting a ugly girl? I don't get it?! I don't show my face on my profile, I guess some people think it's because I've got something to hide than for discretion.
Omg this all the time! Like pretty girls can’t be sex workers.
I had one the other day ‘I love your tattoos wow’ then a bit further into the booking
‘Yano what I don’t like that one’
I said good job I don’t get tattoos with the thought of ‘I wonder if men will like this’ he looked awkward
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You’re much too nice to be doing this...
Okay then just pay my rent and bills for a year and I will stop!
Otherwise stfu
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"You're very confident for a common prostitute"
That bastard's ears would still be ringing from my roaring abuse, common!!! well let's see who can do common better ya cunt....
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Lol exactly what about the guys that want to save you and become your bf :FF
Omg so frustrating it's business and I need the money!
What part of that is soo frikin hard to understand! Jeeeez
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This is a kind of back handed compliment: a punter said I was really nice and he'd "even" take me out for dinner. Lolol.
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I got a text from a regular last week saying
"You know what, I've been thinking - you're beautiful and a nice girl, you could probably find someone to marry you then you wouldn't have to do this anymore!"
Gee, thanks. Maybe I do this because I like being financially independent and not having to rely on anyone?
The way he worded it I'm sure I was supposed to be grateful for this insight he'd had! What a plonker.
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You’re much too nice to be doing this...
Okay then just pay my rent and bills for a year and I will stop!
Otherwise stfu
Exactly. This needs to be able said to people who complain you’re too busy.
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The endless shock on the face when hearing that I have multiple degrees and a “normal job” alongside this.
No words needed.
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Got told I had the perfect pussy recently. Not quite sure what that means.
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I get these every week
"Your profile says you're African but your English is very good and you sound British" ..... umm sir dual citizenship is a thing
I never got my Dual Citizenship. I'm now a British Citizen and have been for 20 years+, but people are always astounded to find out I'm actually South African. They seem to forget that planes exist or are just outright racists :FF
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Got told I had the perfect pussy recently. Not quite sure what that means.
That would be a great question to ask him next time....inquiring minds want to know, lol.
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When he was Fucking me kept saying how amazing my pussy felt as if it was caressing his cock. At the time didn't think anything of it but he had a lovely cock and just wanted him to shut up and fuck me. Anyway he's booked me again this week so that's good.
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That would be a great question to ask him next time....inquiring minds want to know, lol.
Seems like a straight forward compliment to me. 🤔😀
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When he was Fucking me kept saying how amazing my pussy felt as if it was caressing his cock. At the time didn't think anything of it but he had a lovely cock and just wanted him to shut up and fuck me. Anyway he's booked me again this week so that's good.
JG, you have the quote of the day! This describes most of my workday too. ;)
"Just wanted him to shut up and fuck me."
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When he was Fucking me kept saying how amazing my pussy felt as if it was caressing his cock. At the time didn't think anything of it but he had a lovely cock and just wanted him to shut up and fuck me. Anyway he's booked me again this week so that's good.
I get that too, just take it as a compliment, i think that's how it's intended.
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When he was Fucking me kept saying how amazing my pussy felt as if it was caressing his cock. At the time didn't think anything of it but he had a lovely cock and just wanted him to shut up and fuck me. Anyway he's booked me again this week so that's good.
Just sounds like a straightforward compliment?
I wouldn’t be spending too much time thinking about it either lol
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I could se myself dating you if you weren’t an escort ??? Or words to that effect
Lol thanks for checking with me first usually it’s the less physically appealing ones that think they would have a shot with you in the real world. My GFE must be of the chart as 90% annoy me
Ive had that too. And thought exactly the same. As if we are desparate for a man. No thanks.
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"You don't need to do this, you're so pretty" [???]
I mean, what, do you think I do this because I'm desperate for cock? How does that logically work anyway, surely if I thought I was too ugly to get sex I'd be giving it away?
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my best one is he said "I don't usually find panfaced women attractive"
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"I chose you because facially you're very boring." ;D
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You're quite nice. I'd even take you out for dinner.
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I get these every week
"You're very pretty for a black girl" ... I've gotten immune to this one overtime it doesn't bother me anymore
"Your profile says you're African but your English is very good and you sound British" ..... umm sir dual citizenship is a thing
and the once in a while "you look good BUT if you were to go to the gym...." sir stay out my business pls haahh
Omg HAHAHAH , I’ve recently just joined this site and can totally relate with this LOOOL. I’m also black & I started escorting in October 2020. The amount of back handed racist “compliments” these men come out with. They think they’ve said something nice too. Saying it nice and proud with their chest. It’s so off putting. Enough to make my clit shrivel up.
“You’re stunning for a black girl & I can’t believe you’re not an illegal immigrant or international student” like ... stfu please. How are these men in their 30s, 40s, 50s & 60s and still SO ignorant??? Like how?!
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I could se myself dating you if you weren’t an escort ??? Or words to that effect
Lol thanks for checking with me first usually it’s the less physically appealing ones that think they would have a shot with you in the real world. My GFE must be of the chart as 90% annoy me
I’m dead loooooo!!! This forum is the best thing I’ve ever found! So relatable ;D Most of these men are not nice to look at , AT ALL :-X they have many annoying and disgusting personality traits too, that we put up with and never bring up!!
It’s cheeky for them to even suggest that we would even look twice their way, if we weren’t working. LOL , I’ve not met one punter that I would date. Not one.
Also the assumption that escorts don’t or can’t date is really irritating too. My dating life is great. I just want to make mulaaa baby $$$$ ;D
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“You’re stunning for a black girl & I can’t believe you’re not an illegal immigrant or international student” like ... stfu please. How are these men in their 30s, 40s, 50s & 60s and still SO ignorant??? Like how?!
Bloody chumps.
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I usually go for a size 8 but I see what I've been missing...
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I usually go for a size 8 but I see what I've been missing...
Lol!!!
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I had one guy book me and within the fist 5 mins of being in my room he says to me wow your eyes are nice, so I said aww thanks.. then he said are you stoned you look stoned..I wasn’t happy with that comment at all..
I wouldn’t mind I don’t even take cannabis.
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A client texted me after our booking saying I've got the tastiest pussy ever and he's feasted on a lot. Sends another text I can put that quote on your feedback.
I quickly reply thanks but no thanks.
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"I like interesting women like you, rather than the beautiful ones."
"You've got a lot of books" (Surprised face)
And the classic, "I like a nice womanly woman/ with a bit of meat/other euphemism for fat"
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Oh how I love the “you seem like you’ve got your head screwed on, why do you do this?” Err because I have my head screwed on and want to make a few hundred £ an hour that ends up in my pocket rather than slave away on a crappy wage making some middle aged man rich. They don’t like it because sex work is the only profession where women are the superior earners. Every other industry is largely ruled by stale, pale, male types - clients ;D
And the lines like “a girl like you (whatever that is supposed to imply?) won’t want anyone finding out about escorting”. Me: “oh, like family?”, them heavily agreeing. Me: “in fact my family are proud of the fact I have the business acumen to charge for something my peers dole out pro bono”. They like to big up what a ‘nice girl’ you are, and then remind you that you’re doing a job which (in their unsolicited opinion) you should be ashamed of. Fuck off cuntychops. My gfe doesn’t incorporate me being attacked for their insecurities. Any attempt at those daft games results in much of their paid for time being consumed by a good old rant on why these types make my piss boil. Well poppet, you poked the bear. Ah yes, we’re human and have opinions. Sometimes seemingly forgotten ::)
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"I like interesting women like you, rather than the beautiful ones."
"You've got a lot of books" (Surprised face)
God these never fail to impress :FF
And my other favourite 'I'm not into the conventionally hot girls, I much prefer girls like you'.....??!!
Just because I don't have plastic surgery etc and don't look like a model doesn't mean I'm going to find this a compliment. Maybe just say something nice instead...
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(I love "fuck off cuntychops" ;D )
Having had more than my fair share of backhanded compliments I shall recall a few now.
"those teeth look very realistic" to which I asked why do you say that as they ARE real! He said "but at your age they must be false"
"when did you first decide to have Botox injections"? I have never had them and just replied that I am very lucky with my facial skin and it is ageing much more slowly than even I expected. He looked at me with scorn and obviously thought I was lying.
"I would be ok to be seen in public with you so we could meet for coffee or something" Er no MisterStupid you will never have that privilege!
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I could se myself dating you if you weren’t an escort ??? Or words to that effect
Lol thanks for checking with me first usually it’s the less physically appealing ones that think they would have a shot with you in the real world. My GFE must be of the chart as 90% annoy me
I’ve had this 1 a cpl times & always immediately whipped back, “What makes you think I’d want to date you?”
Priceless.😂😂
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I get a lot of comments because I’m a bbw. Usually you’re pretty for your size etc
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'You must have been beautiful...when you were young.'
I was 28 :). He was trying to wriggle out of an outcall but I chose to be cool and refused to take the hint. My feet didn't move and I stared back at him...going nowhere till paid in full. I collected all my money and did the service despite his charming manners.
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Session with 30 yr old. After he said you've got a lot of loose skin (always keep my Basque on) well I lost half my body weight after leaving ex. A year later he texts me 'oh I saw you last year, you had lots of loose skin but I didn't mind' well sorry mate but I minded you commenting on it when you were a fat cunt yourself!
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Not British so I get the "your English is really good" variations ::)
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Yes, as Saltysweet said, I got the, "Oh I wish I had known you 20 years ago, you must have been a stunner" :(
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One of my regulars said yesterday (we were talking about the fitness app on his phone and I'd just said that I love food too much) that I didn't have that much weight to lose. 😭😭.
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Yes, as Saltysweet said, I got the, "Oh I wish I had known you 20 years ago, you must have been a stunner" :(
Omg I got this last week off a very bad old man I was thinking if you were 20 years younger you’d still be old enough to be my dad and you’d still just be a client wtf lol xx
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They probably couldn't get any woman to show an interest in them ordinarily and they have to pay for a ladies company then feel the need to say such stupid comments . :FF