'Now? Are you standing outside my door?'
'I don't know where you are'
'No, you don't'.

Problem solved

This question always kicks off my intuition that it's a TW.

Sometimes I reply "No, I'm expensive" 😂

Those who really mean 'this second' can be annoying. But usually when I drill down they say in 20-30 minutes. I'm happy to see someone in the next 10 or 20 minutes if they're standing in the area at the same time as I'm working as I like short notice bookings.

This along with what’s your availability like today is so annoying. I find the lather annoying asking question after question about how many clients I have. I’ve started to believe it doesn’t matter what you look like and some punters genuinely only seem to care about how in demand you are or how many people want to see you. This is the vibe I get off a lot of guys. I tend to not even reply to are you free now because I feel they’re always Timewasters in my case who just testing to see how “desperate” I am or if I have lot of free time and no clients. Not sure if that’s the case for others but I certainly get the vibe off some of them that it is.

I've had a few turn up within the now* timeframe  20 mins was the world record !

Ive got a 15 min regular who usually asks this, I say sure I can see you in about half hour and he always says he is in the car park already... 

I panic thinking I've got some kind of stalker then I remember he uses the gym in the same hotel as I work in

its a blessing when I have a free 15mins for a quickie so its great but I know he doesn't mind either way.

Yep I used to have someone like this biggest issue was he'd tell me he'd arrive in 10-15 minutes, book, then have a very specific dress request. My priority was popping away airing washing, having a quick wash or shower myself. Sometimes I'd be in civvies. Had to make it clear to see him that short notice may mean he has to accept whatever I have on or able to change into in the short notice given. Seemed to actually not be bothered about the shower, hygiene, or washing / tidyness but they mattered to me so I did that bit first.

I don't mind if I'm working anyway especially if it's a regular. If I'm not working no problem will just ignore or tell them I'm not working.