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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Jadine on 20 June 2021, 02:29:11 pm
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Can’t stand this type of request to see me straightaway or in half a hour
Rushing to shower , makeup , tidy room up , was at one bit putting on profile half to a hours notice not done since renew ads , good if they do arrive but not if they don’t .
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'Now? Are you standing outside my door?'
'I don't know where you are'
'No, you don't'.
Problem solved :)
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The funniest I ever received:
'Are you free now?'
'Yes, when do you want to come over?'
'I'd like to make a booking for tomorrow please'
😂😂😂
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This question always kicks off my intuition that it's a TW.
Sometimes I reply "No, I'm expensive" 😂
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Yeh I’m like that too wonder if it’s tws so don’t bother with them usually , but seen this guy before although I not a while .
I like Amy’s comment lol .
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Those who really mean 'this second' can be annoying. But usually when I drill down they say in 20-30 minutes. I'm happy to see someone in the next 10 or 20 minutes if they're standing in the area at the same time as I'm working as I like short notice bookings.
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I like Amy’s comment lol .
I might use it next time ;D
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This along with what’s your availability like today is so annoying. I find the lather annoying asking question after question about how many clients I have. I’ve started to believe it doesn’t matter what you look like and some punters genuinely only seem to care about how in demand you are or how many people want to see you. This is the vibe I get off a lot of guys. I tend to not even reply to are you free now because I feel they’re always Timewasters in my case who just testing to see how “desperate” I am or if I have lot of free time and no clients. Not sure if that’s the case for others but I certainly get the vibe off some of them that it is.
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The funniest I ever received:
'Are you free now?'
'Yes, when do you want to come over?'
'I'd like to make a booking for tomorrow please'
😂😂😂
🤣
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I've had a few turn up within the now* timeframe 20 mins was the world record !
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Ive got a 15 min regular who usually asks this, I say sure I can see you in about half hour and he always says he is in the car park already... :o
I panic thinking I've got some kind of stalker then I remember he uses the gym in the same hotel as I work in :P
its a blessing when I have a free 15mins for a quickie so its great but I know he doesn't mind either way.
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Ive got a 15 min regular who usually asks this, I say sure I can see you in about half hour and he always says he is in the car park already... :o
I panic thinking I've got some kind of stalker then I remember he uses the gym in the same hotel as I work in :P
its a blessing when I have a free 15mins for a quickie so its great but I know he doesn't mind either way.
Yep I used to have someone like this biggest issue was he'd tell me he'd arrive in 10-15 minutes, book, then have a very specific dress request. My priority was popping away airing washing, having a quick wash or shower myself. Sometimes I'd be in civvies. Had to make it clear to see him that short notice may mean he has to accept whatever I have on or able to change into in the short notice given. Seemed to actually not be bothered about the shower, hygiene, or washing / tidyness but they mattered to me so I did that bit first.
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I tell them that I don't do walk ins, I'm not a bank manager.
Sometimes I allow them to ask once, other times not. Sometimes I go straight to blocking them.
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I don't mind if I'm working anyway especially if it's a regular. If I'm not working no problem will just ignore or tell them I'm not working.
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I've had a few turn up within the now* timeframe 20 mins was the world record !
My record is 2 minutes but I was using motorway services hotel and he was a hgv driver 😂
Tbh I prefer short notice bookings. I get up every morning and (after caffeinating myself) get showered and made up. I don't wear much makeup or do much with my hair so it doesn't take me long to refresh in between clients. I find clients who book last minute are far less likely to cancel or no show - a client told me that's because they are horny RIGHT NOW whereas those making a booking for s few hours in advance might be tempted to have a wank and then go "nah I don't need a booking now."
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Yeah I agree they want last minute cos they're feeling very horny so I've been told. Also they tend to ask several ladies if they e free and its whoever responds first gets the job.
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Sometimes feels like they are address collectors and t wasters wanting to find out how easy they can get to you.
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The funniest I ever received:
'Are you free now?'
'Yes, when do you want to come over?'
'I'd like to make a booking for tomorrow please'
😂😂😂
Haha!
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My record is 2 minutes but I was using motorway services hotel and he was a hgv driver 😂
Tbh I prefer short notice bookings. I get up every morning and (after caffeinating myself)...
Haha!
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I once had someone call me and ask this.
I responded with 'Have you got a transporter like they have in Star Trek to beam into my room right now?'
He replied, 'No.'
I hung up and blocked.
It's much more helpful if they ask if I'm available at short notice. At least that is something I can work with!