I wonder if it is nerves in some cases .... Though you would think once they have had their session they would be more relaxed.

Yes, Savers is great for cheap as chips pasante condoms (terrible sizing, but fine for minicocks  )

Oh yes!  The towel issue.

I've lost count of the number of times I've shown them a clean white towel and they used an old dirty one hanging up.

Clueless, absolutely clueless.

Fresh towel hanging from towel ring by sink. If they want a bath towel I get one off one of wall of shelves storing towels. Used towels are hanging on a rail above the bath out of reach.

Yes some have still made a grab for my towel if I leave it within eyeline! Not nailed down... Not out of reach...

It's too much of a cringe to do the stewardess routine I saw on a Youtube about charter flights but if they want a shower I lead them through the shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner arranged left to right in the rack under the shower controls. I always set the shower for them telling them it's a bit fiddly (because it is but also to put them off meddling) and check the water flow and temperature before allowing them in the shower. The shower curtain is half drawn to stop water spraying everywhere so all they have to do is step in and close the final yard.

Everything else is on top of a wall cupboard out of the way or inside the cupboard. I have a floor cupboard at the end of the bath for stuff which overflows the wall cupboard. I have a small shelf full of girly things underneath which no man in his right mind would have a use for so assume they have no interest or natural recoil will kick in. It's not an ideal arrangement for a complete clown but reasonably squaddie proof.

I know men can be a bit grabby and daft when sex is involved. This is simply because of the way men's brain functions with respect to sex versus survival. It's different but equivalent of women needing to be in the mood.

Men can be extremely stupid  especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight! 

It’s the downward blood rush from their brains that causes confusion. Poor dears 

I've solved the towel issue by removing all the towels from the bathroom and only handing them a face towel and a drying towel when they go into the bathroom. It removes all doubt on what towels to use while they are in there doing god knows what!

I had one client wash with the Herbal Essences Hair Conditioner I keep on the  shelf rather than the Imperial Leather I have stocked up 

One client was so nosey he went through all the toiletries I had in the cupboard under the simk and take them all out and placed on the shelf above the sink - why? 

I think it is best to KISS when it comes to clients - KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID - remove all extras from the bathroom and only give them a towel and bar of soap

I place one bath towel prominently in the bathroom designed for use after a shower but one client used the bath mat (which was hanging over the shower) to dry himself, and left water all over the floor 

To be fair those taps in shower are different from one flat to another which is why I turn water on for them. I have a shower on arrival policy and for the taps I get it. I’m clumsy myself

For the rest I show them around but I remove everything that’s mine and leave tons of men stuff so they can have fun with it: some guys stay in the bathroom for quite a while and put some face cream on etc (the one for them, not mine), I find it super cute.

The bathroom has a few small towels in there so I bring in one bath towel for them. I agree that some get so stressed that they end up using hand towels. I just find it hilarious But it’s harmless.

What drives me mad is when they leave the bathroom and leave the light on. But I just hate that, client or not, I get super annoyed by people who leave lights on 😂