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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: KirstyKiss on 07 June 2022, 09:15:18 pm
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So, again today, I have yet another client who called me to the bathroom to say he couldn't turn the shower off and another one who didn't know how to open the Radox shower gel!
This isn't the first time this has happened, especially with the Radox.
Seriously, are they that stupid?
It seems to be stupidity around showers and showering in general. It drives me mad.
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Yep some are not used to regular washing routines and yes some would have a problem opening shower gel as some don't use them to wash with like i have found they just splash a bit of water on them.
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I'm often surprised at how smart some are and how completely stupid others are!
Can't or won't read and don't listen to parking information
How do they function in their daily life
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Men can be extremely stupid especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight! ;D
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Aha yes KBP, I can relate with Radox shower gel ;D ;D I personally have a selection of 3 different shower gels in the shower so clients can choose and the Radox one is always the one that has been barely used when the other ones are almost empty.
I also always show clients how to turn on the shower before they jump in it and let them know not to pull the shower curtain too hard (I've already had someone breaking it by pulling it too hard) and I still get people who call me afterwards because they can't turn it on or try to turn it on so brutally that it would almost break the shower.
So yes some people are genuinely stupid but I would say most of them don't listen and like everything else, since it's not their place, they don't care about breaking/damaging stuff because at the end of the day, it's not them who is gonna pay for the repair cost afterwards >:( >:(
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Yes they definitely are, especially when their eager cock is in the driving seat. Yesterday doing hotel incalls I told a client there was a grey towel for him to use after his shower. A nice clean fluffy grey towel right there on the side of the bath. I also said the bath was slippery so advised he put the white flannel on the floor of the bath so he could stand without sliding about.
Two minutes later he emerged from the bathroom wrapped in a large white towel. Having hidden mine previously, I asked where he'd got it from. He'd picked it up off the floor from among the pile of rolled up used hotel towels that I'd stashed under the sink.
And the large fluffy grey towel? He'd put it on the floor of the bath to use as a bath mat while showering ::)
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Yes they definitely are, especially when their eager cock is in the driving seat. Yesterday doing hotel incalls I told a client there was a grey towel for him to use after his shower. A nice clean fluffy grey towel right there on the side of the bath. I also said the bath was slippery so advised he put the white flannel on the floor of the bath so he could stand without sliding about.
Two minutes later he emerged from the bathroom wrapped in a large white towel. Having hidden mine previously, I asked where he'd got it from. He'd picked it up off the floor from among the pile of rolled up used hotel towels that I'd stashed under the sink.
And the large fluffy grey towel? He'd put it on the floor of the bath to use as a bath mat while showering ::)
Oh yes! The towel issue.
I've lost count of the number of times I've shown them a clean white towel and they used an old dirty one hanging up.
Clueless, absolutely clueless.
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Oh God!!
I had one yesterday and he decided that he wanna take a poop!!!! I understand we are humans and we have needs, but this never happened to me till yesterday.
He did the job very silently and when he left I saw my toilet seat all stained, I think he tried to wipe the.mess but he did more damage than repair :FF :FF disgusting!! Either way I blocked him while inside my place due to various reasons.
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Oh yes! The towel issue.
I've lost count of the number of times I've shown them a clean white towel and they used an old dirty one hanging up.
Clueless, absolutely clueless.
Oh yes ahahaha this one is something, they have a pile of nice large clean towels and they end up using the extra small hand damp towel hanging there, this one always kills me ahahahah and then when you tell them that they've used the hand towel, they look at me like "ewwww, who has used the hand towel before me?"
Stupidity level 1000
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Oh God!!
I had one yesterday and he decided that he wanna take a poop!!!! I understand we are humans and we have needs, but this never happened to me till yesterday.
He did the job very silently and when he left I saw my toilet seat all stained, I think he tried to wipe the.mess but he did more damage than repair :FF :FF disgusting!! Either way I blocked him while inside my place due to various reasons.
oh nooo, that's terrible, I still don't understand how would someone feel comfortable enough to do this is a stranger's place and where on earth would you even leave stains ???!!! People are seriously disrespectful and disgusting sometimes....
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oh nooo, that's terrible, I still don't understand how would someone feel comfortable enough to do this is a stranger's place and where on earth would you even leave stains ???!!! People are seriously disrespectful and disgusting sometimes....
😩 Dread to imagine what state his own loo is in !
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I’d take stupidity over disrespect. A recent client, who I’ve seen before, finished and then had a shower. Didn’t ask. Just walked in there. Flooded the bathroom and bath mat(which wasn’t even on the floor). Then dumped his damp towel on the bed while getting dressed then left. The cherry on the cake was him discussing all the things he’s spent money on lately including holidays and sending his kids to private education. Money,
As the old saying goes, can’t buy manners.
He’s an odd one as he can be very helpful in regards to business advice (general business not escorting) but in other ways is just hugely disrespectful.
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I’d take stupidity over disrespect. A recent client, who I’ve seen before, finished and then had a shower. Didn’t ask. Just walked in there. Flooded the bathroom and bath mat(which wasn’t even on the floor). Then dumped his damp towel on the bed while getting dressed then left. The cherry on the cake was him discussing all the things he’s spent money on lately including holidays and sending his kids to private education. Mone,
As the old saying goes, can’t buy manners.
He’s an odd one as he can be very helpful in regards to business advice (general business not escorting) but in other ways is just hugely disrespectful.
That's hugely disrespectful.
I had one actually crack my shower tray because he was so fat but he never even owned up to it.
I don't work from home anymore as they generally have no respect for our stuff.
My hotel bathroom was like an aqua park yesterday. They all just splash water everywhere.
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So, again today, I have yet another client who called me to the bathroom to say he couldn't turn the shower off and another one who didn't know how to open the Radox shower gel!
This isn't the first time this has happened, especially with the Radox.
Seriously, are they that stupid?
It seems to be stupidity around showers and showering in general. It drives me mad.
Oh My God
I had the EXACT same yesterday he couldn’t turn the shower on or open the Radox - this guy wouldnt of showered his pissy cock if I hadnt asked he had turned up early so the little break I had planned to have didnt happen as I didnt want him hanging around for 20 minutes (guys that turn up early test my patience just as much if not a bit more as guys that turn up late) so my patience was already thin when I had to go in the bathroom and open the Radox gel for him I buy the blue one for men for clients. Did think to myself probs not often he opens shower gel to wash so his forgot lol
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I'm a bit late to the party here, but you don't actually need to close the lids on Radox bottles when they're hanging up - the dispenser has a mesh insert that stops it dripping. I always leave them open (and I decant my fragrance free one into a Radox bottle too for the same reason), although I thankfully don't seem to attract the sort of punters above, and I'm eternally grateful for that.
Also as an aside, Wilko currently have 2 for £1.80 on the 250ml Radox and a 500ml bottle of the Simple fragrance free is £1.50 (£1 off), plus proper Toilet Duck is only a quid. I took my mini wheelie suitcase and did a big stock up yesterday :D.
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I wonder if it is nerves in some cases .... Though you would think once they have had their session they would be more relaxed.
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I'm a bit late to the party here, but you don't actually need to close the lids on Radox bottles when they're hanging up - the dispenser has a mesh insert that stops it dripping. I always leave them open (and I decant my fragrance free one into a Radox bottle too for the same reason), although I thankfully don't seem to attract the sort of punters above, and I'm eternally grateful for that.
Also as an aside, Wilko currently have 2 for £1.80 on the 250ml Radox and a 500ml bottle of the Simple fragrance free is £1.50 (£1 off), plus proper Toilet Duck is only a quid. I took my mini wheelie suitcase and did a big stock up yesterday :D.
Wilko are the best! Ditto Savers if you have one near you for cheap toiletries.
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Yes, Savers is great for cheap as chips pasante condoms (terrible sizing, but fine for minicocks ;D)
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Yep some are not used to regular washing routines and yes some would have a problem opening shower gel as some don't use them to wash with like i have found they just splash a bit of water on them.
Unfortunately true 😩
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Oh yes! The towel issue.
I've lost count of the number of times I've shown them a clean white towel and they used an old dirty one hanging up.
Clueless, absolutely clueless.
Fresh towel hanging from towel ring by sink. If they want a bath towel I get one off one of wall of shelves storing towels. Used towels are hanging on a rail above the bath out of reach.
Yes some have still made a grab for my towel if I leave it within eyeline! Not nailed down... Not out of reach...
It's too much of a cringe to do the stewardess routine I saw on a Youtube about charter flights but if they want a shower I lead them through the shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner arranged left to right in the rack under the shower controls. I always set the shower for them telling them it's a bit fiddly (because it is but also to put them off meddling) and check the water flow and temperature before allowing them in the shower. The shower curtain is half drawn to stop water spraying everywhere so all they have to do is step in and close the final yard.
Everything else is on top of a wall cupboard out of the way or inside the cupboard. I have a floor cupboard at the end of the bath for stuff which overflows the wall cupboard. I have a small shelf full of girly things underneath which no man in his right mind would have a use for so assume they have no interest or natural recoil will kick in. It's not an ideal arrangement for a complete clown but reasonably squaddie proof.
I know men can be a bit grabby and daft when sex is involved. This is simply because of the way men's brain functions with respect to sex versus survival. It's different but equivalent of women needing to be in the mood.
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Men can be extremely stupid especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight! ;D
That is quite true in many cases. I think it's to do with when they know they are soon going to have sex, and they just can't think straight about anything else, it just overwhelms them. It can be quite amusing when they are pretending to be cool and unaffected by it but in reality not at all. They can also become incredibly nervous for the same reason. They don't even have to have an erection to be like that, and I do 'get' why it happens.
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Men can be extremely stupid especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight! ;D
It’s the downward blood rush from their brains that causes confusion. Poor dears :D
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I always have mens toiletries in the shower and point them out when I show them in and tell them to help themselves. A couple of years ago I went to the bathroom after a booking to shower and was horrified to discover that the previous client had used my Eve Lom cleansing balm to wash with. Over half the pot was gone. Why?! It's ridiculously expensive and I don't see how it could be mistaken for a body wash. I've also had clients take there gum out in the bathroom and just leave it on the windowsill. One numpty even stuck it to the top of the bathroom bin instead of opening the bin and chucking it in.
I also tell them to park a few doors down from mine. I specifically tell them not to park uphill as one of my neighbours a couple of doors up is really anal about "his" parking space, and his dog goes bonkers if anyone parks outside. So tell me why half of them read the text and park exactly where I told them not to park?! I despair.
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I've solved the towel issue by removing all the towels from the bathroom and only handing them a face towel and a drying towel when they go into the bathroom. It removes all doubt on what towels to use while they are in there doing god knows what!
I had one client wash with the Herbal Essences Hair Conditioner I keep on the shelf rather than the Imperial Leather I have stocked up :FF
One client was so nosey he went through all the toiletries I had in the cupboard under the simk and take them all out and placed on the shelf above the sink - why? ???
I think it is best to KISS when it comes to clients - KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID - remove all extras from the bathroom and only give them a towel and bar of soap ;D
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Although incall I have learned to direct to the clean towel (away from my damp one), and pass soap, outcall I am often looking for a towel and sometimes soap.
Many seem to just use shower gel for their shower, but nothing at the sink. Regulars put out a clean towel for me, anyone new I tend to specify. Sometimes in hotels the punter has only booked for one, so only 1 set of towels, I've also been directed to use what is actually the bathmat, apology made by client when he realised. I do try to carry a lightweight towel and soap, but do ask for towel and soap to be available when accepting the booking. I do this in a 'Don't mean to insult you but I've had a few instances of dripping hands searching for towels which are kept in a cupboard unknown to me (plus I don't look in other people's cupboards without being told to do so)' way.
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I place one bath towel prominently in the bathroom designed for use after a shower but one client used the bath mat (which was hanging over the shower) to dry himself, and left water all over the floor :FF
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I once made the mistake of leaving several clean hand and two bath towels in my bathroom and after a very noisy/steamy/splashy commotion from his ablutions I couldn't tell which towels he had used because everything was a jumbled mess in there when I looked in later. I had to wash every towel to be on the safe side.
Now they get one tiny hand towel or a bath towel if they request a shower. Very few clients ask for a shower and I don't insist. Luckily I have very rarely met anyone less than sqeaky clean.
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To be fair those taps in shower are different from one flat to another which is why I turn water on for them. I have a shower on arrival policy and for the taps I get it. I’m clumsy myself :)
For the rest I show them around but I remove everything that’s mine and leave tons of men stuff so they can have fun with it: some guys stay in the bathroom for quite a while and put some face cream on etc (the one for them, not mine), I find it super cute.
The bathroom has a few small towels in there so I bring in one bath towel for them. I agree that some get so stressed that they end up using hand towels. I just find it hilarious :) But it’s harmless.
What drives me mad is when they leave the bathroom and leave the light on. But I just hate that, client or not, I get super annoyed by people who leave lights on 😂
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Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home?? ??? :FF
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Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home?? ??? :FF
When clients have a shower I make them wait by bundling it in with hospitality. A towel never gets everything. A few more minutes air drying either wearing a robe or a towel means they are properly dry. The reasoning is any remaining damp means bodies have a habit of sticking together during sex which can be a bit awkward.
There's been the rare occasion when after sex I've toweled down a sweaty unfit fat client before they put their clothes back on. I suppose it's nerves and not wanting to impose but I find they can be in a hurry and skip this if you say nothing. If it's a soon to be ex client I would be glad to be rid of them. Otherwise I feel it's part of the "aftercare package" of giving them a once over to make sure they have no makeup left on them or fluff on their clothes.
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Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home?? ??? :FF
That’s nothing, try ones coming out of the shower drenched in water and leaving lakes on the floor after them.
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I honestly think this kinda situation can be reduced a lot by simply filtering who you accept.
Back in the days when I was less experience I used to accept almost everyone and ending up frustrated some takes 15min to even reach my door since reaching my adress when it is nothing more complicated than etering the door code and walk the stairs.
I take booking by text and quality of their writing speaks A LOT. Basically shows me his text and I will tell you who he is.
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I sometimes ask myself how idiots like that with IQ of a toaster are able to make money for a decent living, specially to be able to afford en escort service.
If you figured I am dying to hear.
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Well at least toasters are useful.
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Damn a few days ago I had this client who wanted a "sensual" blowjob only and I asked him out of curiosity why he didn't want to have penetrative sex and his answer almost made me fell on the floor, he said : "because I'm young I don't have to pay for sex, I pay for fun only".
I was like ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? excuse me, what did we just do then ??!!! absolute nonsense
Stupidity level 1000