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Tickle

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #30 on: 05 August 2022, 10:49:31 pm »
Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home??  ??? :FF

When clients have a shower I make them wait by bundling it in with hospitality. A towel never gets everything. A few more minutes air drying either wearing a robe or a towel means they are properly dry. The reasoning is any remaining damp means bodies have a habit of sticking together during sex which can be a bit awkward.

There's been the rare occasion when after sex I've toweled down a sweaty unfit fat client before they put their clothes back on. I suppose it's nerves and not wanting to impose but I find they can be in a hurry and skip this if you say nothing. If it's a soon to be ex client I would be glad to be rid of them. Otherwise I feel it's part of the "aftercare package" of giving them a once over to make sure they have no makeup left on them or fluff on their clothes.

northernstar

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #31 on: 06 August 2022, 12:25:46 am »
Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home??  ??? :FF

That’s nothing, try ones  coming out of the shower drenched in water and leaving lakes on the floor after them.

Mariaxxx

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #32 on: 03 September 2022, 09:08:26 am »
I honestly think this kinda situation can be reduced a lot by simply filtering who you accept.

Back in the days when I was less experience I used to accept almost everyone and ending up frustrated some takes 15min to even reach my door since reaching my adress when it  is nothing more complicated than etering the door code and walk the stairs.

I take booking by text and quality of their writing speaks A LOT. Basically shows me his text and I will tell you who he is.

Mariaxxx

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #33 on: 03 September 2022, 09:14:41 am »
I sometimes ask myself how idiots like that with IQ of a toaster are able to make money for a decent living, specially to be able to afford en escort service.

If you figured I am dying to hear.

Missizzy

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #34 on: 03 September 2022, 04:38:50 pm »
Well at least toasters are useful.

Ana66

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #35 on: 18 September 2022, 01:06:22 am »
Damn a few days ago I had this client who wanted a "sensual" blowjob only and I asked him out of curiosity why he didn't want to have penetrative sex and his answer almost made me fell on the floor, he said : "because I'm young I don't have to pay for sex, I pay for fun only".

I was like  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? excuse me, what did we just do then ??!!! absolute nonsense

Stupidity level 1000
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