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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #15 on: 12 June 2022, 12:47:22 pm »
I'm a bit late to the party here, but you don't actually need to close the lids on Radox bottles when they're hanging up - the dispenser has a mesh insert that stops it dripping. I always leave them open (and I decant my fragrance free one into a Radox bottle too for the same reason), although I thankfully don't seem to attract the sort of punters above, and I'm eternally grateful for that.

Also as an aside, Wilko currently have 2 for £1.80 on the 250ml Radox and a 500ml bottle of the Simple fragrance free is £1.50 (£1 off), plus proper Toilet Duck is only a quid. I took my mini wheelie suitcase and did a big stock up yesterday :D.

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #16 on: 12 June 2022, 01:16:22 pm »
I wonder if it is nerves in some cases .... Though you would think once they have had their session they would be more relaxed.

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #17 on: 12 June 2022, 02:57:10 pm »
I'm a bit late to the party here, but you don't actually need to close the lids on Radox bottles when they're hanging up - the dispenser has a mesh insert that stops it dripping. I always leave them open (and I decant my fragrance free one into a Radox bottle too for the same reason), although I thankfully don't seem to attract the sort of punters above, and I'm eternally grateful for that.

Also as an aside, Wilko currently have 2 for £1.80 on the 250ml Radox and a 500ml bottle of the Simple fragrance free is £1.50 (£1 off), plus proper Toilet Duck is only a quid. I took my mini wheelie suitcase and did a big stock up yesterday :D.

Wilko are the best! Ditto Savers if you have one near you for cheap toiletries.
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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #18 on: 26 June 2022, 03:54:25 pm »
Yes, Savers is great for cheap as chips pasante condoms (terrible sizing, but fine for minicocks  ;D)

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #19 on: 27 June 2022, 08:04:28 am »
Yep some are not used to regular washing routines and yes some would have a problem opening shower gel as some don't use them to wash with like i have found they just splash a bit of water on them.
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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #20 on: 26 July 2022, 02:56:00 pm »
Oh yes!  The towel issue.

I've lost count of the number of times I've shown them a clean white towel and they used an old dirty one hanging up.

Clueless, absolutely clueless.

Fresh towel hanging from towel ring by sink. If they want a bath towel I get one off one of wall of shelves storing towels. Used towels are hanging on a rail above the bath out of reach.

Yes some have still made a grab for my towel if I leave it within eyeline! Not nailed down... Not out of reach...

It's too much of a cringe to do the stewardess routine I saw on a Youtube about charter flights but if they want a shower I lead them through the shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner arranged left to right in the rack under the shower controls. I always set the shower for them telling them it's a bit fiddly (because it is but also to put them off meddling) and check the water flow and temperature before allowing them in the shower. The shower curtain is half drawn to stop water spraying everywhere so all they have to do is step in and close the final yard.

Everything else is on top of a wall cupboard out of the way or inside the cupboard. I have a floor cupboard at the end of the bath for stuff which overflows the wall cupboard. I have a small shelf full of girly things underneath which no man in his right mind would have a use for so assume they have no interest or natural recoil will kick in. It's not an ideal arrangement for a complete clown but reasonably squaddie proof.

I know men can be a bit grabby and daft when sex is involved. This is simply because of the way men's brain functions with respect to sex versus survival. It's different but equivalent of women needing to be in the mood.
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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #21 on: 26 July 2022, 07:35:36 pm »
Men can be extremely stupid  especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight!  ;D

That is quite true in many cases. I think it's to do with when they know they are soon going to have sex, and they just can't think straight about anything else, it just overwhelms them. It can be quite amusing when they are pretending to be cool and unaffected by it but in reality not at all. They can also become incredibly nervous for the same reason. They don't even have to have an erection to be like that, and I do 'get' why it happens.

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« Reply #22 on: 01 August 2022, 11:59:01 am »
Men can be extremely stupid  especially when they have a hard on, they just cannot think straight!  ;D

It’s the downward blood rush from their brains that causes confusion. Poor dears  :D

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #23 on: 01 August 2022, 08:05:01 pm »
I always have mens toiletries in the shower and point them out when I show them in and tell them to help themselves. A couple of years ago I went to the bathroom after a booking to shower and was horrified to discover that the previous client had used my Eve Lom cleansing balm to wash with. Over half the pot was gone. Why?! It's ridiculously expensive and I don't see how it could be mistaken for a body wash. I've also had clients take there gum out in the bathroom and just leave it on the windowsill. One numpty even stuck it to the top of the bathroom bin instead of opening the bin and chucking it in.
I also tell them to park a few doors down from mine. I specifically tell them not to park uphill as one of my neighbours a couple of doors up is really anal about "his" parking space, and his dog goes bonkers if anyone parks outside. So tell me why half of them read the text and park exactly where I told them not to park?! I despair.
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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #24 on: 01 August 2022, 09:43:48 pm »


I've solved the towel issue by removing all the towels from the bathroom and only handing them a face towel and a drying towel when they go into the bathroom. It removes all doubt on what towels to use while they are in there doing god knows what!

I had one client wash with the Herbal Essences Hair Conditioner I keep on the  shelf rather than the Imperial Leather I have stocked up  :FF

One client was so nosey he went through all the toiletries I had in the cupboard under the simk and take them all out and placed on the shelf above the sink - why?  ???

I think it is best to KISS when it comes to clients - KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID - remove all extras from the bathroom and only give them a towel and bar of soap ;D

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #25 on: 02 August 2022, 08:28:27 am »
Although incall I have learned to direct to the clean towel (away from my damp one), and pass soap, outcall I am often looking for a towel and sometimes soap.

Many seem to just use shower gel for their shower, but nothing at the sink. Regulars put out a clean towel for me, anyone new I tend to specify. Sometimes in hotels the punter has only booked for one, so only 1 set of towels, I've also been directed to use what is actually the bathmat, apology made by client when he realised. I do try to carry a lightweight towel and soap, but do ask for towel and soap to be available when accepting the booking. I do this in a 'Don't mean to insult you but I've had a few instances of dripping hands searching for towels which are kept in a cupboard unknown to me (plus I don't look in other people's cupboards without being told to do so)' way.

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« Reply #26 on: 02 August 2022, 12:41:02 pm »
I place one bath towel prominently in the bathroom designed for use after a shower but one client used the bath mat (which was hanging over the shower) to dry himself, and left water all over the floor  :FF

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #27 on: 02 August 2022, 02:32:10 pm »
I once made the mistake of leaving several clean hand and two bath towels in my bathroom and after a very noisy/steamy/splashy commotion from his ablutions I couldn't tell which towels he had used because everything was a jumbled mess in there when I looked in later. I had to wash every towel to be on the safe side.

Now they get one tiny hand towel or a bath towel if they request a shower. Very few clients ask for a shower and I don't insist.  Luckily I have very rarely met anyone less than sqeaky clean.

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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #28 on: 03 August 2022, 04:16:51 am »
To be fair those taps in shower are different from one flat to another which is why I turn water on for them. I have a shower on arrival policy and for the taps I get it. I’m clumsy myself :)

For the rest I show them around but I remove everything that’s mine and leave tons of men stuff so they can have fun with it: some guys stay in the bathroom for quite a while and put some face cream on etc (the one for them, not mine), I find it super cute.

The bathroom has a few small towels in there so I bring in one bath towel for them. I agree that some get so stressed that they end up using hand towels. I just find it hilarious :) But it’s harmless.

What drives me mad is when they leave the bathroom and leave the light on. But I just hate that, client or not, I get super annoyed by people who leave lights on 😂


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Re: Are They Really That Stupid?
« Reply #29 on: 03 August 2022, 09:01:36 am »
Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home??  ??? :FF
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