In the end the parlour gave me a name for now - which led to me standing there like a numpty while the receptionist call the name until I realised she meant me lol.

I would be ginger broad using the pet thing.  Could be worse there is a street were I grew up called beaver rd - hmm Ginger Beaver!  Funnly enough there was a brothel on that street I think.

We were always told that--to find your pornstar name-- you took the name of your first pet for your given name and the street on which you grew up for your surname. Unfortunately, that made my name 'Little Daddy Foster' -- not the most enticing and feminine choice...