I visited a client at his hotel yesterday, first off on the phone he sounded really monotone like he couldn't care less if I was there or not.
In the room he said he's seen a few escorts before (usually a good thing) and as we're lying on the bed kissing he asked "do you swallow?" and I said "it depends really.." and he asked "what does it depend on?".
I didn't want to have to go into the whole "all services at discretion thing" so I said the taste matters (which is true) and explained sometimes cum can taste bad but it's not the fault of the man and it just depends on what you eat/drink. He then said "I'll give you an extra ?20 if you swallow" and I said "no sorry I don't do extras, I can't accept that".

What part of 'on discretion' says 'you can buy these for extra'? Clearly it means 'I do this except when there's a reason not to'.. Like when the cum tastes bad.
He then asked for a blowjob and when he took his trousers off I looked at his penis and thought "NOT A CHANCE" because it smelled a bit funky and I could see it was an odd green-ish colour at the tip. I asked if he minded me using a condom and he said he thought I offered OWO .. At discretion again. Wasn't I glad I didn't agree to swallow?! So I put the condom on and thought 'the taste of condom plastic is far better than whatever that is'.
He also asked me if I did 'girl on girl' to either watch 2 girls or have a threesome and I said no because of the laws on brothels and 2 girls working on the same premises and he kept asking, what if it was a girl I knew well? do I have any escort friends? (and I kept saying no and that I wont break the law).

I did want to say something but how on earth do you mention 'your penis has gone green? Then after 45 mins he came and said I could go, I offered to stay and said I didn't mind but he was fairly insistent on shooing me out the door.

Apparently it could be normal (greeny-blue due to veins under skin), a sign of an STD or due to bad hygiene, according to various websites. Either way it wasn't nice!

I googled it too and said it can be a yeast infection, but you're right looks nasty and I wouldn't risk sucking on that! Imagine if our bits were green, wouldn't be popular, xx

Green penis, loads of stuff came up x

If you offer it to discretion then don't do it with a certain client then your basically telling them you won't do I cause there's something wrong with them.

I prefer doing OWO as long as they're 100% clean and most clients are, but when I do refuse I give a lame excuse and don't get any backchat with that because I think they know it's code for 'you're not clean enough'. This was the first time a client has questioned me when I said OW only. Maybe in the future I should just say it's cleanliness.

It didn't look like a vein under the skin discolouration, more like a furry green-ish covering of the penis head. Very off-putting, I think the client should count himself lucky that I was willing to do oral even with a condom.

 "...more like a furry green-ish covering of the penis head "

God that's grim, poor you xxx

I would absolutely have asked him to have a shower, yes xx There's no need to feel responsible / guilty; after all would you turn up with a furry green vagina? Just remember that even though that will wash away the symptoms of his disease (or whatever the hell it is) it still doesn't mean he's healthy, and if it was me I would always, always use a condom for oral in that situation also being careful not to touch any uncovered skin.

I think lots of girls do have a quick "wet wipe" around the area first, although I don't myself (as in if you can't be clean on arrival I don't want to see you.) I don't think it's offensive; I'd just only be worried that his penis-mould was a symptom of something quite serious that I could still catch, wet wipe or not xx

Thought about this the other day when I had a client come see me on an incakk day. It was baking outside and he was saying how he was on the bus for an hour with the radiator on and he's been shopping for the last 3 hours. I offered him a shower and he said "its ok I showered before I left the house" when he got his cock out it was like being punched in the nostrils and so hard not to gag. When I see girls on here talk about stinky penises I think they are just being a bit over dramatic but this took the biscuit. It was Apparent to me, however, that this guy was probably on the autism spectrum so I really had to bite my tongue and get the wet wipes out. Pretty sure the guy didn't know you shouldpull the foreskin back but I got that badboy squeaky clean!