Author Topic: another way of saying 'any chance of a freebie?'. Gotta love em for trying! (Read 2065 times)

kizzie · « **on:** 11 November 2010, 11:20:21 pm »

I had a text the other day saying how much he enjoyed my profile, I was beautiful (aw shucks) and was I single, because he would love to be my boyfriend!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I replied 'listen sonny (he'd asked for it I feel) this isn't dating direct'
We did swap a few texts, with him alternatly irritated with me and then grudgingly laughing etc. I asked him in one 'So prospective boyfriend. I'm off to work, to get fucked, a lot. How do you feel?' He replied that he's be okay with it, becausse he had met me (this is all crystal ball stuff remember) as an escort, he'd have no right to tell me to change.
Once again - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I replied 'How Noble.' But not happening etc.
Do they really think that because we 'escort' we are brainless! But can't fault the guy for trying!

amy · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 November 2010, 02:10:43 pm »

I got this one the other day

:

Hi there Amy.

Now I know this might sound unusual but after studying for promotion at work (im a xxxxx in xxxxxxxx), I came across you online and thought why not ask you out on a date based on you being absolutely stunning? lol Im single and have been for 6 months. I am aware of what you do for a living and im also fine with that. Im a very libral and open minded person. I thought, what the hell, i have nothing to lose and ive never done this before. I enclosed a pic of me and if you might like the sound of going out in a non professional way, I would so love that.

Otherwise, so to bother you and good luck chuck lol

[Mr Hopeful]

Dear oh dear. I did ask Mr Amy if it was OK before I replied (in the negative) recommending that a gentleman seeking a partner ought to be spending a little less time on prossie sites and a little more on Match.com. And for God's sake don't use text speak in an email (or preferably in a text) unless you want people to think you are twelve.

miss caroline · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 November 2010, 03:42:42 pm »

maybe we all should put free sex here im desperate on our backs ha ha

Simone · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 November 2010, 05:31:40 pm »

Quote from: amy on 13 November 2010, 02:10:43 pm

I got this one the other day :

Hi there Amy.

Now I know this might sound unusual but after studying for promotion at work (im a xxxxx in xxxxxxxx), I came across you online and thought why not ask you out on a date based on you being absolutely stunning? lol Im single and have been for 6 months. I am aware of what you do for a living and im also fine with that. Im a very libral and open minded person. I thought, what the hell, i have nothing to lose and ive never done this before. I enclosed a pic of me and if you might like the sound of going out in a non professional way, I would so love that.

Otherwise, so to bother you and good luck chuck lol

[Mr Hopeful]

Dear oh dear. I did ask Mr Amy if it was OK before I replied (in the negative) recommending that a gentleman seeking a partner ought to be spending a little less time on prossie sites and a little more on Match.com. And for God's sake don't use text speak in an email (or preferably in a text) unless you want people to think you are twelve.

Oh my aching sides! The best bit is where he reassures you that he is 'Fine with what you do'. How very generous of him to make sure you realise he is int going to go all judgemental on you

kizzie · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 November 2010, 06:41:17 am »

how generous indeed! I have a feeling they hope for 'generosity' back! Have I gone cynical already? xx

Alexa · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 November 2010, 07:46:18 am »

I've not pulled down my AW profile because I'm (still, urgh) waiting for a transfer to go through, and the number of emails that I've had from previous clients (even one's that I saw just once 6months ago) suggesting we go out has been ridiculous. Some have been quite creative! Going to start letting my man answer them, just for kicks!

River · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 November 2010, 02:26:26 pm »

Quote from: Alexa on 17 November 2010, 07:46:18 am

I've not pulled down my AW profile because I'm (still, urgh) waiting for a transfer to go through, and the number of emails that I've had from previous clients (even one's that I saw just once 6months ago) suggesting we go out has been ridiculous. Some have been quite creative! Going to start letting my man answer them, just for kicks!

A friend escorted for a short time. {11 clients, total, ever!}
When she finished, she posted at the top of her website:
My partner reads my emails
No idea why she didn't just pull her site...

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: another way of saying 'any chance of a freebie?'. Gotta love em for trying! (Read 2065 times)

kizzie

another way of saying 'any chance of a freebie?'. Gotta love em for trying!

amy

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miss caroline

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Simone

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kizzie

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Alexa

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River

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