Hi ladies, got an email today which made me giggle so thought I'd pass it on. Anyone else in the north west had this?

"I have viewed your site for the first time tonight, as I am in the process of setting my own firm up in the Cumbria area, I would like to know if you'd be interested to come on board with our self's.
I also have a website company called UK Domains Limited of which is based in the [local] area with my know how of that side the new site eg; ''EscortsCumbria'' .co.uk is getting 780 searches per calender month and I could get the traffic to our site to view not only you but what is required and to suit the girls/men that are onboard with us.
Whats more is the fact we have a celebrity database and the other director will be a ex football international legend who is on the board for Manchester City FC. We also have a secured loan/ bridging loan company of which is really sucsessful throughout the UK
This is a neash and new idea that we had I would like to meet up if you could spare a few hours for a coffee ect if you would like to come onboard after that ect that would be fantastic the commission levels would be second to none!"

I'm tempted to reply and say when you google 'escorts cumbria' my website is on the first page so I don't think I need his help! A 0% commission rate working for myself suits me just fine (and I can spell!)