We do attract some nutters, I had one last Sunday calling me the whole time with number withheld, I would answer and put the phone down by the TV, or radio. He can stay on the phone as long as he likes, it is after all his money. He did stop after awhile. 
It is the recession, and the summer heat, it is making them crazier that ever before.

I delight in messing with them if the mood takes me. I just answer and say nothing. They say "hello? Hello? Helllloooooooooooo?" and then hang up and call again. I answer and say nothing again. I am literally happy to do this fifteen times if I  have nothing else to do. They call and call and call anyway, so why not make them look like pricks in the process?!

I once received a text at 5.30am from someone who called again a couple of times later in the day, and we eventually ended up meeting for a long booking. It was the most ridiculously opulent booking I have ever been on, pent house swimming pool and the like, and it would have been amazing if the man wasn't A.COMPLETE.RAVING.NUTTER. It made me think that sometimes the calls at this time in the morning are not always from mentalists who like to mess with us..... sometimes they are from mentalists who may have the intention of meeting up, but literally live on another planet and and can't see how it would be strange to call at this time in the morning.

Either way, mentalists.

calls from a withheld number, every morning at 6.30 on the dot, this morning was the third time. The chances of it being different people are very slim

well; that person calling private may or may not be a complete waster. There's a chance he may be wanting to book, especially calling that early. Now I know its the golden rule to not accept private numbers, but I'll tell you about something that happened the other day...

Had someone call me private and I gave the whole speech on I dont take private numbers, why I dont, and to call with a number showing. I even gave him the number to dial (*82 or something) to unblock his number. For some reason the number would not show! I then told him to go down to the store and buy one of those prepaid phones. Now all of this happening in the span from about 5 am to 6 pm the next day...So I went along with the booking and what was even more tricky was the fact that it was one of those out-incalls, where I have to get a room. So I made a deal with this person that I'll get a plate number (for security) and the fee for the room would be paid as soon as I step out the car...

To my surprise all went well, everything like a normal booking except I didnt have a number for him. Apparently the number was fixed to dial private as he tried for hours to reach me otherwise. This is the absolute only exception I would take a private number, I definently won't make it a habit. If the person is willing to identify themselves some other way, thats the only way I could go forward with it. Its rare though that they even get past the 1st level, which is calling back after I tell them not to call me private.

I once received a text at 5.30am from someone who called again a couple of times later in the day, and we eventually ended up meeting for a long booking.

See, what Im beginning to discover about people who call like say...after 3-30ish is that more than likely they are coked up. Of course Not everyone, but when answering a call that late one better be prepared to deal with a nut (pun intended). It can also be a risky situation as they tend to be funny about the money, wanting lots of time and then not have enough to cover the extra time they requested, and I DONT play that shit!

One thing that this job always makes me ponder on is just HOW MANY absolute oddballs there are out there in the world and how we would be happily oblivious to if we weren't in this work.

I firmly believe that it doesn't matter what you put on your website about not calling after a certain time,what your rules are etc etc a lot of men will call anyway because they are hoping that they might be the one you will alter your rules for.

I get a phone call every Thursday or Friday without fail,its a landline and they always ring between 11am and 12 noon,the phone rings twice (therefore i always miss the call) and they never ring back. This has been going on for months and try as i might i honestly cant see how the caller is getting anything out of it whatsoever.

a lot of men will call anyway because they are hoping that they might be the one you will alter your rules for.

I had a guy call at 4am or something and leave voicemail trying to convince me to call him back by saying "go on, break a rule!" Fortunately his desperation wasn't enough to cause the message to be beamed into my sleeping brain and I remained unaware of his plight until morning.

I had a guy call at 4am or something and leave voicemail trying to convince me to call him back by saying "go on, break a rule!" Fortunately his desperation wasn't enough to cause the message to be beamed into my sleeping brain and I remained unaware of his plight until morning.

Pmsl....That is hilarious.

I think we see the real side of men, and they are always pretending to be good employees, good husbands, and good fathers, which is why I see so many more DOM clients everyday! They need stress relief. It is getting crazy out there.

Like the guy I met (a non-client) who was too afraid to go anywhere with me to the local pubs and late-night diners because he is "very big on the local university, and didnt want to get 'found out' with a guy which would probably ruin his chances of succeding on whatever on the campus".

I fucking cursed his ass out and told him what I do, and that I deal with that shit with my clients all the time. I play discreet with clients everyday, the hell would I want to do it on my night off?    In a way it was kind of fun having a 'straight' guy willing to play...but I deal with that all the time so its nothing new or exciting or even fun in my personal life