I have just gotten off of the phone after trying to give instructions to BF1, he hadn't a clue how to use the washing machine. I am not going to think about what he has done to my white sheets. But it got me to thinking, BF2 is a domestic God, and BF1 couldn't find his two matching socks to save his life. Which type of domestic man do you ladies prefer?
1. Homo Domesticus Deus/Domestic God-he cooks and cleans better than you
2.Homo Domesticus Semideus/Domestic demi-god-more domestic than most, can set table, knows where items are around the house
3. Homo Domesticus Sanctus/Male domestic saint-Knows how to make a sandwich, and open a can of soup, but can't manage laundry
4. Homo Domesticus Martyr/Male domestic martyr-Knows where the fridge is, won't starve if left on own can find his own clothes in closet
5. Homo Domesticus Propheta/Male domestic prophet-Leaves towels on the floor of the bathroom, but will pick up if yelled at
6. Homo Domesticus Acoluthus/Male domestic acolyte-Leave clothes on floor, and kicks a path to walk around the room(LIVES ALONE/ROOMMATES)
7. Homo animo defectus/Lost Soul-fridge is a science experiment
8. Damned soul-Still lives at home with mom who is doing everything except wiping his ass

What can I say, it is slow today!

OMG, Im not alone! I think they give the kitchen a cursory glance for whatever item they are looking for, because when I go in its found in under 30 seconds!

I had a boyfriend who was obsessivly neat. Was really anal about it and it drove me nuts!!!I like a guy who can look after himself and likes the place to not look like stig's dump but isn't too good at cooking, which is where I shine. (not that any man knows about this until we live together. Don't want him thinking he has a replacement mother)

I have to admit, there is something slightly un-natural about a man who is compulsively neat, or can keep house better than me, I have found in my experience when you encounter a man who so neat, and can do all those things domestic as good or better than a woman, there are some SERIOUS issues lurking down there somewhere, and they will not manifest, until it is too bloody late.
I have a #3, who is a darling, delightfully happy to get cookies and milk for dinner if nothing else is available, and a #1, and the afore mentioned issues are starting to manifest!