Funnily enough I did get a phone call this morning at 9am: "Hello, my friend gave me your number, can you give me some details please?" I just sighed and hung up. I didn't have the will nor the strength to respond.

At this point I've finally gotten the wholesale answer to questions like that, and sometimes it comes off kinda harsh. I say, "well you are the one calling me, you need to tell me what it is you want and then I'll say whether I can accomodate that." 

Today is one of those days...

Every other caller opens with "Can you tell me about the girl?", or something similar.

*sigh*

Well at least you are getting calls. I am starting to think my phone is broken. God I am bored and I am being given too much time to think (never a good thing)

Thats a sign that its Time to revamp yourself...I find that always works. As Violette says, "show them another view from a different window" 

Recently I had a guy call who's opening line was "Who is this?"

haha, he must have called me after you:
caller: Hi
me: hi
caller: who is this?
me:cassie ...  (thinking: you called me! numbskull)
caller: cassie, independent escort?
me:yeahhh, thats the one... (that's what i'm listed as on touchlocal)
caller: how many girls are working today?
me: huh?
caller: how many girls are working today?
me: I'm an independent escort!
caller: what does that mean?
me: huh?
me: if you don't know honey, then I'm not your gal, bye.