I dont offer anal professionally.
In my private life it happens every once in a while but always at my OHs request/instigation - and although he's very, very welcome to help himself the deal is that he has to deal with ALL the consequences himself (Including but not limited to laundry and/or listening to me whining the day after, even if I enjoyed it at the time )

It works for us - and apologies for the TMI

R xx

Lol!  This sounds like us, only we haven't had any little ''accidents'' yet *crosses fingers*