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xw5

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An offer you might want to refuse...
« on: 01 July 2009, 02:11:39 pm »
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #1 on: 01 July 2009, 03:30:40 pm »
Ian darling, that bit you quoted was about a million words in. I think you have too much time on your hands.
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #2 on: 01 July 2009, 04:50:00 pm »
I curse him for making me read that much just to get to that sentence. I wonder if the guy ever found his "goddess".
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #3 on: 01 July 2009, 04:59:15 pm »
Dear God, he would be sooooo much better off paying a couple hundred quid for a good shag, or better yet, booking an over night and taking some Viagra.
If he did, he probably bored her to death!
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #4 on: 01 July 2009, 05:24:31 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 01 July 2009, 03:30:40 pm
Ian darling, that bit you quoted was about a million words in. I think you have too much time on your hands.

Pah, there are less than six and a half thousand words in the whole thing, and what can I say? I'm a fast reader. Especially when a billionaire-to-be is looking for a partner :)

One of the joys of not having a 'real job' - when it's far too hot to do any work, you don't have to do any.

So... a look at the whois for the domain reveals that he's probably Mark Laurence, but while a look at the US Patent Office database comes up with seven patents in that name, none of them have anything to do with computing.

I'd better cancel the sex change op appointment then... :)
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #5 on: 01 July 2009, 05:35:10 pm »
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #6 on: 02 July 2009, 01:06:38 pm »
WHAT a nutjob...
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #7 on: 03 July 2009, 01:05:54 am »
Sorry Ian, I zoned out by the time I got to something about light and computers.

I did notice some contradictions - if him goddess has to believe in following her inner god's voice unwaveringly, how can she follow his/his god's voice if it says something different than her's?

oh dear ...
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #8 on: 03 July 2009, 04:59:10 am »
I can't believe that he doesn't realize how he sounds. How nutty! And nervy, too, to ask for a woman a million times cooler and better looking than himself.
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #9 on: 03 July 2009, 09:49:12 am »
I am trying to imagine the sort of woman that has replied to him!?
And what he thinks a 'bad' email is? Considering  when I scrolled down all that hysterical nonsense he wrote, it's clear he himself is BONKERS! What does he consider bonkers in another person then? The mind boggles....  :D
I mean, he clearly fell asleep in 1969 and has just woken up. He is like a hippy without the hair with all that spiritual may the light find you if you reply stuff.
Could he possibly get more photo's up on that site do you think? I personally don't think there are enough.
God bless him, we have to remember that to do something like that, deep down, in his chino's (urgh the thought!) he must be a bit lonely. He should get a puppy or a cat, keep him company and all that.
Somebody should reply for a giggle and go out with him, although, that might be a tad cruel.

What are you doing looking up men wanting dates anyhow Ian? Ha!
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« Reply #10 on: 03 July 2009, 10:10:40 pm »
Quote from: Abby on 03 July 2009, 09:49:12 am
I am trying to imagine the sort of woman that has replied to him!?
And what he thinks a 'bad' email is? Considering  when I scrolled down all that hysterical nonsense he wrote, it's clear he himself is BONKERS! What does he consider bonkers in another person then? The mind boggles....  :D
I mean, he clearly fell asleep in 1969 and has just woken up. He is like a hippy without the hair with all that spiritual may the light find you if you reply stuff.
Could he possibly get more photo's up on that site do you think? I personally don't think there are enough.
God bless him, we have to remember that to do something like that, deep down, in his chino's (urgh the thought!) he must be a bit lonely. He should get a puppy or a cat, keep him company and all that.
Somebody should reply for a giggle and go out with him, although, that might be a tad cruel.

What are you doing looking up men wanting dates anyhow Ian? Ha!
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As this was written this morning, may I assume you're still on that sugar rush? :)
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #11 on: 04 July 2009, 08:32:20 am »
Yes Brandy, I think I must have been.
I am decidedly ordinary this morning, as in, I need about 5 cups of coffee to blink nevermind string together a decent post here!  :P
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #12 on: 07 July 2009, 11:34:22 pm »


I initially thought this was the peter pan guy! Hey, at least he says no scientologists...Although he does want someone who takes their directions from god.... That's something serial killers do isn't it?
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« Reply #13 on: 07 July 2009, 11:49:30 pm »
Quote from: Evie on 07 July 2009, 11:34:22 pm


I initially thought this was the peter pan guy! Hey, at least he says no scientologists...Although he does want someone who takes their directions from god.... That's something serial killers do isn't it?
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Re: An offer you might want to refuse...
« Reply #14 on: 21 July 2009, 01:16:18 am »
Who is he ?
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