Oh Lord, please send me a man with a decent sized cock
Not one that makes me quiver with shock
He has pubic hairs longer than his old chap
I don't know whether to laugh, or point and say wtf is that?

A big fat quivering belly means his mickey is shrinking
Hell how am I to make that thing hard is what I'm a thinking
Even Jesus cudn't raise this old flag
I pull and I tug, I pray and I holler

No miracles happening in the bedroom department
More like a teeny fat slug, shrunken n shriveled
I think this is past my extensive capabilities
Nowhere on my profile does I say I perform miracles

So the next time you visit, please go to the doctor
Tell her your looking for lots and lots of blue pills
Tell her your imagination is bigger than Cyril
He still looks like a shriveled old squirrel

I may be good at my job, I like it so much
Put your tongue back in your mouth
Don't drool, its disgusting
My lady bits don't need a slobbering
Lube will do nicely, thank you for offering

Kissing is fine after you floss
Your garlic breath is quite gross, it makes me heave
Last years dinner is still on your teeth
Err no I won't french kiss until you are clean

Christ your feet are all fungsy,
I just want to heave
Oh look at the time
So sorry you have to leave

As you walk thru the door,I thank god its over
Then you text me again, that was great I will be back
Not likely I snort as I put minus in front of your name
Next time you ring I will be busy for weeks

The joys of an escort is to fuck like no other
But wipe your nose, clean your teeth, wipe your willy, have a shower
I just feel like your mother

It's no wonder your single
You still haven't realized
That water n soap
Are an escorts best friend