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Carla

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Adultwork is written in gibberish
« on: 01 October 2010, 10:09:31 pm »
This may be the last thing I type on my computer as I am about to hurl it out of the flippin' window.

WHAT LANGUAGE IS AW WRITTEN IN? The language of gibberish, that's what. How can something that people offering "fuk my holes yeh im yor slut, cum in my eye i luv BB, yeh hav a good look at wot i had 4 lunch in this close up foto of my ladygarden" seem to understand and navigate, be so complicated?!?! Hoooooooow?!

I want to verify my number. Oooooh, no, computer says NO. You can't do that. You have to do a headstand first and then complete seventy three subsequent steps including calling your SIM card company and making up an entire new identity for yourself to link to your throwaway SIM card that you won't remember next time you have to call them to ask for something.

I want to put some photos up. Computer says no no NO. And then I computer says "I've got an email" and email says: "Hello this is AW, why did you upload your photos 50 times?" ARGH.

You ladies who have working profiles on AW are actually amazing and have the patience of saints. Goodbye computer. *HURL ONTO STREET BELOW AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIC DEVIL* Ahem. Man that feels better. I am going to crack open the emergency tub of icecream and sob quietly into it now  ;D

Oh, it isn't playing up because I am using a Mac, is it? Please just say yes, and it's not because I am thick . Oh god it's just because I am thick, isn't it? ::)
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2010, 10:22:22 pm »
And breathe.  :)

I dont use AW but Mac incompatibility sounds highly possible to me.
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casey_kisses

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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2010, 10:26:58 pm »
I use a mac and I do have problems with the photo uploader so its not just you...  :)

For adultwork editing I recommend the following things:

1. Icecream
2. Relaxing music
AND
3. A glass of white wine

and Breathing definitely helps  ;)

xx
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2010, 11:52:00 pm »
I find the photo uploading on AW to be a pain in the bum no matter what I use. The same with posting tours. They don't show so I try, and try, and try.
In both instances, I get there in the end but it can be very trying to say the least.

Ice cream sounds like the perfect remedy.

Hang on in there Carla, it'll be worth it! x
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #4 on: 02 October 2010, 10:19:49 am »
PMSL  ;D

You may have realised by now but you don't actually have to verify your number.  I remember trying this when I first put my number  on AW, phoning up my mobile company.  Thankfully I couldn't get through for some reason so I didn't have to make up some fake address with fake postcode that doesn't even match cos I've just thought of it on the spot. 

When I looked again on AW my number was there and I didn't have to do anything more about it so hopfully this will be the same for you. 

As for pics, I never have a problem with them so it must be the Mac thing.  Its not you.   :-*
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #5 on: 02 October 2010, 07:37:07 pm »
Somebody pointed out to me if you advertise as doing 'direct chat' or similar on AW and put your mobile number in for that then you dont have to have your number verified ............... and like cherrylips says your number is shown. 

I was told this after I had done it all but hope this helps others.
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #6 on: 04 October 2010, 06:32:16 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 01 October 2010, 10:09:31 pm
This may be the last thing I type on my computer as I am about to hurl it out of the flippin' window.

WHAT LANGUAGE IS AW WRITTEN IN? The language of gibberish, that's what. How can something that people offering "fuk my holes yeh im yor slut, cum in my eye i luv BB, yeh hav a good look at wot i had 4 lunch in this close up foto of my ladygarden" seem to understand and navigate, be so complicated?!?! Hoooooooow?!

I want to verify my number. Oooooh, no, computer says NO. You can't do that. You have to do a headstand first and then complete seventy three subsequent steps including calling your SIM card company and making up an entire new identity for yourself to link to your throwaway SIM card that you won't remember next time you have to call them to ask for something.

I want to put some photos up. Computer says no no NO. And then I computer says "I've got an email" and email says: "Hello this is AW, why did you upload your photos 50 times?" ARGH.

You ladies who have working profiles on AW are actually amazing and have the patience of saints. Goodbye computer. *HURL ONTO STREET BELOW AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIC DEVIL* Ahem. Man that feels better. I am going to crack open the emergency tub of icecream and sob quietly into it now  ;D

Oh, it isn't playing up because I am using a Mac, is it? Please just say yes, and it's not because I am thick . Oh god it's just because I am thick, isn't it? ::)

Lol! I have a Mac and have had all sorts of probs with AW. Getting the Directcam thing sorted out did my head in! You need the patience of a saint!
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Carla

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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #7 on: 06 October 2010, 06:04:20 pm »
Thank you for your kind soothing words and your ideas on how to make aw work better ladies. I can confirm that I have a profile and can read emails! My desire to earn some more dosh will mean I am forced to understand how to do booking thingumybobs soon enough (providing that someone who doesn't write in txt spk gets in touch  ::))

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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #8 on: 12 October 2010, 03:21:06 am »
Haha, I have just spent 6 hours updating my profile, adding pics and tour to AW.

What kept me sane was doing all my other online stuff at the same time, I have browsed for numerous Christmas presents, found the cheapest source for my Biofem, Nail envy, new corset, and holiday in Egypt and have ordered them, whilest going back to AW every few minutes to doggedly repeat what I was trying to do or signing in again to do what I though I had done 10 minutes ago.

Oh and a bar of galaxy helped too.

I have always had a hate love relationship with AW, leaning towards hate.

PS: I think having common sense and a logical mind is a hinderance when using AW.
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #9 on: 15 October 2010, 06:45:07 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 12 October 2010, 03:21:06 am
new corset, Where do you get yours from?  ???

Oh and a bar of galaxy helped too. My fav choc in the whole world!! :P


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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #10 on: 15 October 2010, 07:02:33 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 12 October 2010, 03:21:06 am
found the cheapest source for my Biofem,
I've just googled that product..it sounds good, have you found it to be worth using Cassie?
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KatieKurves

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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #11 on: 15 October 2010, 07:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Annalisa on 15 October 2010, 07:02:33 pm
Quote from: cassie on 12 October 2010, 03:21:06 am
found the cheapest source for my Biofem,
I've just googled that product..it sounds good, have you found it to be worth using Cassie?

What's it for? I've never heard of it!?

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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #12 on: 16 October 2010, 12:22:18 am »
Quote from: Kate40E on 15 October 2010, 07:53:19 pm
What's it for? I've never heard of it!?

For questions of this nature, just ask Google. ;)
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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #13 on: 16 October 2010, 12:41:13 am »
Quote from: Kate40E on 15 October 2010, 06:45:07 pm
Where do you get yours from?

I get a lot of my corsets from ebay (good-deal-001) it?s a company in Hongkong, they stock a lot of larger sizes and are a lot cheaper than UK companies. So far I have had good experiences with them and I know another BBW who gets her stuff from there. The sizing can be a bit off at times and if you are busty you are better getting the underbust variety.

Quote from: Kate40E on 15 October 2010, 06:45:07 pm
My fav choc in the whole world!! :P

I also like Green and Blacks, but a bar of Galaxy and a latte are unbeatable!!!

Quote from: Annalisa on 15 October 2010, 07:02:33 pm
I've just googled that product..it sounds good, have you found it to be worth using Cassie?

Quote from: Kate40E on 15 October 2010, 07:53:19 pm
What's it for? I've never heard of it!?

Kate, Biofem is a natural product that helps regulate the pH in the vagina and is supposed to help and protect against BV and thrush. Here?s the link to their official site http://www.biofem.co.uk/activegel.cfm other sites are cheaper and larger Boots stores stock it too.

Annalisa, I swear by it and wouldn?t be without it, whether I?m working or not. As diabetic I am susceptible to thrush and had some problems with BV too. It took antibiotics to shift the problem, but since using Biofem I have had very few problems and in my last check up at the GUM clinic the doc said she has rarely seen such a lot of health bacteria.
A good side effect is when you apply it before a booking it seems to increase/enhance the flow of ?juices? and has clients marvelling at how wet you get.

Sorry mods for going off topic.

Regarding AW ? the other day I when I tried to view someone?s feedback I got the message that I need to be a verified member to view the feedback. Is this quite common now?



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Re: Adultwork is written in gibberish
« Reply #14 on: 16 October 2010, 12:09:51 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 16 October 2010, 12:41:13 am
Annalisa, I swear by it and wouldn?t be without it, whether I?m working or not. As diabetic I am susceptible to thrush and had some problems with BV too. It took antibiotics to shift the problem, but since using Biofem I have had very few problems and in my last check up at the GUM clinic the doc said she has rarely seen such a lot of health bacteria.
A good side effect is when you apply it before a booking it seems to increase/enhance the flow of ?juices? and has clients marvelling at how wet you get.
Sounds like a must have Cassie...I'll get some in ;D
is there perhaps a 'products that have proved invaluable' thread that it could be added to?
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