Hello Everyone,

Well its been a long time since i last posted on here, i have had so much stress in my life that i haven't had time (i wont bore you with the long details).

Unfortunately my first post in ages is a rant lol...

Its been really quiet for me here in Norwich, so i was really glad that i had a knock on the door. Normal looking guy, after taking payment and putting it away the appointment began.

He had asked for just oral, so got down to the business, he first asked me to rub his balls, which i did no problems there, then asked me to finger his arse. This is not a service i provide, so politely told him. He proceeded to open his legs, widely.

That's when the smell hit me, right up my nose. A great smell of stale poo. He then again asked me to finger his arse. I thought 'Yeah right, if it smells that bad i dread to think what would happen if i did'.
The smell seemed to be getting worse, it was all i could smell, i started to gag, my eyes started to water and i thought i was going to be sick. i gagged about 6 times. I just wanted the appointment to end as quickly as possible. It was like he was holding on, on purpose. All the time he kept saying 'finger my arse, finger my arse'.

I was so relieved when the appointment ended, although i had to spray the room 5 times cause i thought i could smell bum.  Even while i was getting ready to leave i could still smell it.

I mean what is wrong with some peoples hygiene standards, how would he like it if i sat on his face stinking of pooey bum? Its disgusting...

I also had a client last week who had a hand relief and farted when he came the smell nearly went in my mouth, but that's another story altogether...

Anyways peeps...Sorry for my rant, had to get it off my chest...

Love N' Hugz.

Mak.
xxxxxx

But they're men wot do u expect!!!??? LOL. No sorry it is disgusting & wot's even worse is that some of them want RIMMING!!!!

It dusn't take much to clean up yr act dus it.

xx

I've had 2 smelly clients. I remember them well. My head is scarred.

 I saved one of the numbers because he broke one of my chains coz he is so fucking fat and tried to get rough with me. He also had shit on the bed sheets of my hotel and tried to touch me where I said he wasn't allowed to touch. I still have his number. He's blacklisted for being smelly and unclean!

The other guy wanted my strap-0n. Before I put my strap-on in with a condom, I noticed his ass was dirty. So I got my horse-whip, tied a condom to it, shoved it up his ass where the condom was, took the condom out and made him suck his shit off the condom. I'm not phased by it. My 2 brothers had serious health issues with the toilet so much it became a hospital issue. So I am used to it so much I mock it to death like Frankie Boyle makes offensive jokes.

I wrote on my AW profile: "Wipe your ass properly. Seriously, toilet tissue is a God send especially since we are in a nice country that can afford it. Clean your fucking ass before seeing me coz I don't want poo stains on my bedding or anywhere else for that matter. Come with a dirty bum, I will make you eat your own poo. I'm that cruel." Taken from the Happy Healthy Sex Family

Some people need health lessons. Back to School for them!