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Title: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Cat_BBW on 03 August 2015, 02:01:00 pm
(Repeated also on Tuesday 4th August 10.50pm)


Documentary charting the day-to-day workings of a Sheffield
massage parlour run by a mother and daughter, revealing the
struggle to fill the daily rota and how management deal with problem clients.
The programme also explores the lives of the women who advertise their
services and for whom sex is just a job. An extraordinarily frank look inside
a rarely seen world, with unprecedented access to all areas of this unusual
family business, with contributions from the working girls and their customers



Just a heads-up for anyone interested :)
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm
Post by: sugarkane on 03 August 2015, 02:19:18 pm
Sounds a must watch! What channel?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm
Post by: sensualmilf on 03 August 2015, 02:54:38 pm
It's been in my planner for a fortnight  ;D
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm
Post by: Erotic flower on 03 August 2015, 03:00:52 pm
channel 4
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 August 2015, 04:30:15 pm
Thanks for the reminder! Something to do tonight here in the hotel room. Woo!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 August 2015, 09:06:44 pm
For some reason, the telly here doesn't get this channel. It gets an odd selection of channels - about a dozen - plus the advert channel for SKY movies.  >:(

Edited: Never mind! Someone came from Reception to help me find it.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Emma_C on 03 August 2015, 09:27:52 pm
Oh thanks, I didn't notice this on my guide! I saw the last one about the porn stars/high class call girls in London. Then they were both on "this morning", Philip Scofield was piqued as usual! Wonder if these Sheffield ladies will be on there too? Very informative now is day time TV. "Vagacials" -Vagina Facials being completed a few months ago!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 August 2015, 09:30:26 pm
I'm hopeful that this will be less sensationalist. After all, nobody is claiming to be high-class.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 03 August 2015, 09:35:31 pm
I'm hopeful that this will be less sensationalist. After all, nobody is claiming to be high-class.

Supposedly it won't, and the reason I know that is because I was originally supposed to be in it. I bailed after it became clear that their steps to protect anonymity couldn't stretch as far as disguising my voice, but I know one of the researchers from something else and I can definitely say they meant well and were trying hard to make it a pretty standard format fly-on-the-wall type thing in the manner of the Girlfriend Experience play from a few years ago (for anybody that saw it).

Whether or not the editorial team did once they got their hands on the footage I have no idea. I doubt it.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Cat_BBW on 03 August 2015, 10:17:09 pm
Loving it so far. I want to move to Sheffield! :D

Only complaint is that the premises looks tired and needs a lick (hehe) of paint. But I have no points of reference to compare this brothel to, having never worked in one. YET. 8)
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 August 2015, 10:23:19 pm
Loving it so far. I want to move to Sheffield! :D

Only complaint is that the premises looks tired and needs a lick (hehe) of paint. But I have no points of reference to compare this brothel to, having never worked in one. YET. 8)

It's like a grey, British version of a place I worked in anther country. Tatty and tacky. :D
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 03 August 2015, 10:27:12 pm
Ew the food fetish client with coleslaw and haddock chowder in the jacuzzi!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Cat_BBW on 03 August 2015, 10:29:18 pm
How the heck did George McCoy end up in this? Does he give commission to C4? LOL!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: MsDee on 03 August 2015, 10:35:49 pm
How the heck did George McCoy end up in this? Does he give commission to C4? LOL!

Oh man he makes my skin crawl, no doubt he got a bit of commission for it lol
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: KittenCandy on 03 August 2015, 10:36:23 pm
Ew the food fetish client with coleslaw and haddock chowder in the jacuzzi!

ewwww yeah that was repugnant. men are so weird sigh
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: S2S on 03 August 2015, 10:42:34 pm
Turned it on but oh my its boring
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Cat_BBW on 03 August 2015, 10:48:59 pm
Was in the loo briefly and missed how Laura - who I thought was very indie - ended up working in the brothel? ???
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Rubyruby on 03 August 2015, 10:50:26 pm
It looks like if Roy Cropper opened a brothel  ;D
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 03 August 2015, 10:51:16 pm
Not judging as I'm not a parent but was surprised that touring girl told her daughter at 7 years old what she does
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 03 August 2015, 10:52:54 pm
Turned it on but oh my its boring

I think that's a positive, this job has never been shown on TV in its true light; just another job, no sensationalism
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Siorse on 03 August 2015, 11:06:30 pm
Just watched it as well, thought it was pretty boring..  :(
I've worked in a few brothels (before they closed em all down up here), and they weren't the Ritz, but bloody hell, this one could do with a bit of redecorating lol
At least I feel better about my own flat being in desperate need of painting  ;D
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: curvygrace on 03 August 2015, 11:11:26 pm
Oh hi George lol!

And, who was the Irish, I recognised her from another show I think...

It was a touch boring but perhaps a necessary insight for the nation - that girls are usually pretty together and punters are usually pretty normal.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 03 August 2015, 11:24:53 pm
Just watched it as well, thought it was pretty boring..  :(
I've worked in a few brothels (before they closed em all down up here), and they weren't the Ritz, but bloody hell, this one could do with a bit of redecorating lol
At least I feel better about my own flat being in desperate need of painting  ;D

Me too! Maybe my place could even be considered "a luxury apartment" lol
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 August 2015, 11:38:39 pm
The Irish woman is Glasgow Laura Lee. I don't think she *actually* works there - I think she worked some shifts for this programme in order to speak on behalf of sex workers. As she's very eloquent I thought she came off well.

Just seeing George McCoy made me nauseous. I couldn't do him. I just couldn't.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 04 August 2015, 12:13:20 am
........ this one could do with a bit of redecorating lol

I think the place would make all our apartments look like Buck House.

It looked like you would want to clean your shoes on the way OUT *shudder*
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Kay on 04 August 2015, 12:58:43 am
It was a bit dull, but that was sort of a positive for me - at least there was no coyness or mystique. Just very ordinary men and women doing their stuff.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Erotic flower on 04 August 2015, 07:04:20 am
an evenings entertainment watching that, id not work there though.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Emma_C on 04 August 2015, 07:28:24 am
I thought the ladies running it were lovely. The owner had me giggling with getting her words wrong, "Domineerix" & something else funny I can't remember. The flat caps were a bit of a cliche lol. Were the wigs supposed to hide their identity? Didn't work very well, maybe masks too would have helped. Rates are a bit cheap :o  30 quid for half an hour, or do they add prices on in the room?

Which one was George mcCoy? He tried to book me once but I turned him down.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 07:59:54 am
I thought the ladies running it were lovely. The owner had me giggling with getting her words wrong, "Domineerix" & something else funny I can't remember. The flat caps were a bit of a cliche lol. Were the wigs supposed to hide their identity? Didn't work very well, maybe masks too would have helped. Rates are a bit cheap :o  30 quid for half an hour, or do they add prices on in the room?

Which one was George mcCoy? He tried to book me once but I turned him down.

He was the old, white-haired man in a cap. If you google McCoys Guide and George McCoy and look at images you'll see his photo.

I think the half hour was normally 40 but they have a "happy hour" on Friday where it's ?10 less. I'm not sure how much of the fee the ladies keep but they also get to charge for extra services in the room.

I'd be annoyed as hell by clients coming in just to sit down and chat with a cup of tea.

I thought it was pretty funny when they read out the prize winners and third prize was some guy named James who works in a funeral parlour. They all wrinkled their noses and said "Oh, I hate him... old pervert." As someone said on Twitter: "All funeral parlour workers in the Sheffield area named James are now red-faced."
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Emma_C on 04 August 2015, 08:08:20 am
Cool I'll have a nosey at him on google. Yeah I thought that was funny too. Having to do it for free aswell  :-\ goodness me.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: curvygrace on 04 August 2015, 09:19:27 am
I thought the ladies running it were lovely. The owner had me giggling with getting her words wrong, "Domineerix" & something else funny I can't remember.

"traffi-ked"  ;D

Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 04 August 2015, 12:57:48 pm
I thought the ladies running it were lovely. The owner had me giggling with getting her words wrong, "Domineerix" & something else funny I can't remember.

"traffi-ked"  ;D

I was shocked by her trying to guilt trip that women into doing it for free!! Any agency I've worked with that do competitions pay the girl (out of her commission) what she would have earned, so the agency are donating the money not the poor girl! That was extremely bad
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 04 August 2015, 12:58:25 pm
Oops wrong quote
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Caitlin on 04 August 2015, 04:57:06 pm
Not judging as I'm not a parent but was surprised that touring girl told her daughter at 7 years old what she does

She had no option, she'd been "outed" and her daughter had been approached by another mother at school.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 06:16:10 pm
What kind of psycho approaches a little girl and does that?! A girl who was presumably younger than 7?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 04 August 2015, 07:16:45 pm
Wow, fair enough. Exactly who on earth has a discussion about prostitution with an under 7?!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 04 August 2015, 07:52:47 pm
What kind of psycho approaches a little girl and does that?! A girl who was presumably younger than 7?

No, the adult parent of one. Who also - amongst other things - saw fit to tell a seven year old child that her mother has AIDS and wll die soon, if memory serves.

Back to the TV programme now folks, please. If the lady concerned wants to discuss her personal business here, I've no doubt she'll come along and do it.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: MsDee on 04 August 2015, 08:46:31 pm
The place did look grubby, there is no way I would work there sorry :/  Just the thought of what had happened on those beds and how often do they get changed, like being an indie and those rates :/. 

What shocked me was how she admitted to taking a percentage of the girls earnings, which if my memory serves me is illegal i.e. living off immoral earnings.

But other than that it was an ok programme.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Caledonia on 04 August 2015, 09:04:05 pm
Well it definitely didn't look like she was putting the money back into the business or at least not much of it.

I did think she would be better getting good sturdy divans if bedsteads keep getting broke.

And definitely wouldn't allow clients just to hang about having a cuppa (unless they paid some sort of social rate).
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Mirror on 04 August 2015, 09:55:27 pm
The place did look grubby, there is no way I would work there sorry :/  Just the thought of what had happened on those beds and how often do they get changed, like being an indie and those rates :/. 

What shocked me was how she admitted to taking a percentage of the girls earnings, which if my memory serves me is illegal i.e. living off immoral earnings.

But other than that it was an ok programme.

It's control for gain which is illegal, living off immoral earnings is not currently an offence.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 09:57:03 pm
In what way did she take a portion of their earnings? I didn't quite catch that bit.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 04 August 2015, 09:57:59 pm
Just seeing George McCoy made me nauseous. I couldn't do him. I just couldn't.

Does he get it for free so he gives a good rating??
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 09:58:26 pm
Just seeing George McCoy made me nauseous. I couldn't do him. I just couldn't.

Does he get it for free so he gives a good rating??

I sure hope not.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 04 August 2015, 10:00:05 pm
I heard he did so just wondered.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 10:00:46 pm
I heard he did so just wondered.

I've heard he tries. I don't know how often he gets a freebie.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 04 August 2015, 10:03:27 pm
What a twat  >:(
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Emma_C on 04 August 2015, 10:19:38 pm
I heard he did so just wondered.

Yes that's why I refused to see him. He admitted it to me on the phone, if my memory serves me, was a few years ago. Fee in lieu of a listing & review. He already had my details on his website but I think this was for the printed version that gets sold in sex toy shop, dunno where else  ??? they sell the magazine? Probably a few threads on here about him. I called him out on another forum.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 04 August 2015, 11:01:39 pm
It's control for gain which is illegal, living off immoral earnings is not currently an offence.

And nor has it ever been; 'immoral earnings' is not a legal term and the previous offence concerned living off the earnings of prostitution, at least before it all went to the wall some twelve years ago. Nevertheless, it's always nice to see this old chestnut gone over one more time.

As for McCoy, a quick search will bring up plenty of stuff on here - if he was there posing as an everyday Sheffield punter who happened to be passing then the producers must think we're all bloody stupid. Then again, of course they do.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 August 2015, 11:19:31 pm
Well, to the general viewing public he looked like a typical enough punter.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 04 August 2015, 11:25:38 pm
Having met him, all I can say is thank fuck he isn't :).

From the sound of it I daresay they had little or no luck getting actual locals to appear so had to ring round the usual suspects, including me. The trouble is, when the general public realise one or some aspects have been carefully engineered and choreographed it loses any credibility the rest of it would have had, which seems a shame if the rest was pretty accurate.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Lucie268 on 05 August 2015, 11:27:47 am
Well it definitely didn't look like she was putting the money back into the business or at least not much of it.

I did think she would be better getting good sturdy divans if bedsteads keep getting broke.

And definitely wouldn't allow clients just to hang about having a cuppa (unless they paid some sort of social rate).

I think they all have to pay a door fee to get in.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 05 August 2015, 11:38:06 am
Well it definitely didn't look like she was putting the money back into the business or at least not much of it.

I did think she would be better getting good sturdy divans if bedsteads keep getting broke.

And definitely wouldn't allow clients just to hang about having a cuppa (unless they paid some sort of social rate).

I think they all have to pay a door fee to get in.

But not on happy hour which is when that guy went in to drink tea and biscuits
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Lucie268 on 05 August 2015, 11:40:32 am
Well it definitely didn't look like she was putting the money back into the business or at least not much of it.

I did think she would be better getting good sturdy divans if bedsteads keep getting broke.

And definitely wouldn't allow clients just to hang about having a cuppa (unless they paid some sort of social rate).

I think they all have to pay a door fee to get in.

But not on happy hour which is when that guy went in to drink tea and biscuits

Should have kicked him out!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 05 August 2015, 01:30:19 pm
So just checking:

These girls charge ?30, ?40 and ?50?? This seems very low plus I assume they need to give a cut to the madam. The door fee goes to the madam as well.

Am I missing something? They are advertising for girls, but what exactly IS the attraction??  ::)

Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: April Showers on 05 August 2015, 08:15:23 pm
some parlour girls earn loads as in lots of places everything is extra
ie on a half hour they may get 30 after paying out   then charge a extra 10 for owo 10 for cim 40 for anal 10 ro 10 kissing 20 water sports etc  ( all places  are different ) so end up the same as indies  + and   they can do more clients as the receptionist answers phone lets them in and out does all other tasks and knock on door when they go over no gaps if busy some girls do
15+ a day  .....each to their own and no worrying they will get thrown out by hotel  >.<  no bills just pay as you go earnings
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 05 August 2015, 09:16:07 pm
Thanks, April x
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 05 August 2015, 09:38:31 pm
no bills just pay as you go earnings

Not just no bills, but no advertising or silly phone calls/emails to worry about and no concern about punters knowing where you live/where your incall is, or being alone with somebody you don't know. Plus company and somebody else to deal with the idiots, and the laundry :D.

There's a lot to be said for being able to just turn up for your shift, work and go home again afterwards :).
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 05 August 2015, 11:12:08 pm
Just watched it and found mum and daughter to be really likeable. Irish girl was pretty cool too.  In fact they all seemed liked decent enough sorts. 
Thought it quite interesting and loved it being portrayed as just a job. 
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: bigbird on 06 August 2015, 03:40:30 pm
I thought this was quite good and yes I liked the people that were running it, all was good up until Mr cheese cutter McCoy rolled up ::) 

He really is a sleaze bag but then he has connections to the Sport newspaper so say no more :-X
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 06 August 2015, 08:07:54 pm
I phoned them but couldn't work under their pricing. Pity, as I might have considered touring there.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 August 2015, 08:09:50 pm
I phoned them but couldn't work under their pricing. Pity, as I might have considered touring there.

I've had the same thought. However, I wouldn't allow them to photograph me for their profile and I'd work under a different name.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Chanel xxx on 06 August 2015, 08:14:55 pm
I'm watching this with my mum right now on channel 4 catch up. She suggested we watch it together and now she's telling me that her cousin was a 'working girl'  ;D

Perhaps she knows what I'm doing? I'm not sure but in any case her attitude towards the brothel is surprisingly fabulous!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ameliahoney on 06 August 2015, 08:20:08 pm
I phoned them but couldn't work under their pricing. Pity, as I might have considered touring there.

Did they say how much the women can charge for the actual service when they get in the room? If you could set your own prices it might work out ok. I'd never thought of touring in brothels before, it's something to think about. I like the camaraderie :)
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ameliahoney on 06 August 2015, 08:20:50 pm
I'm watching this with my mum right now on channel 4 catch up. She suggested we watch it together and now she's telling me that her cousin was a 'working girl'  ;D

Perhaps she knows what I'm doing? I'm not sure but in any case her attitude towards the brothel is surprisingly fabulous!

Aw, that's lovely!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Chanel xxx on 06 August 2015, 08:47:08 pm
I'm watching this with my mum right now on channel 4 catch up. She suggested we watch it together and now she's telling me that her cousin was a 'working girl'  ;D

Perhaps she knows what I'm doing? I'm not sure but in any case her attitude towards the brothel is surprisingly fabulous!

Aw, that's lovely!

Yes I feel like a weights lifted off my shoulders.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 August 2015, 09:24:19 pm
I phoned them but couldn't work under their pricing. Pity, as I might have considered touring there.

What is the pricing, exactly?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 06 August 2015, 10:36:32 pm
I'm pretty sure the prices are fairly standard parlour rates for that part of the world, or they were when I looked at their website. The idea the owner had had was to try renting a room out touring ladies if they didn't want to use a hotel, and the way I was told it was that you could take the parlour clients at parlour rate if you wanted (or not), and/or advertise as normal to get your own too (presumably at what ever rate you usually charged).

I didn't think it would work, not just because of the two-tier rates but because punters booking an independent lady for an incall won't be happy about being directed to the local sauna (if they wanted to go to a parlour they would have done so) but that was the plan :).
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 August 2015, 10:54:33 pm
I'm pretty sure the prices are fairly standard parlour rates for that part of the world, or they were when I looked at their website. The idea the owner had had was to try renting a room out touring ladies if they didn't want to use a hotel, and the way I was told it was that you could take the parlour clients at parlour rate if you wanted (or not), and/or advertise as normal to get your own too (presumably at what ever rate you usually charged).

I didn't think it would work, not just because of the two-tier rates but because punters booking an independent lady for an incall won't be happy about being directed to the local sauna (if they wanted to go to a parlour they would have done so) but that was the plan :).

There was a parlour elsewhere that did that - or was it the same one. They advertised on here. I thought it was Grimsby or someplace like that.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Lushblossom on 07 August 2015, 06:10:09 am
I thought the documentary was exceptionally good as it wasn't remotely sensationalised.

The girls looked well grim however.  Only the blonde lady looked good.

As for the punters well I won't even go there!  I am so relieved mine don't look that horrid. :)
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 07 August 2015, 10:16:46 am
The girls looked well grim however.  Only the blonde lady looked good.

Delightful. How's your modelling career going, LB?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: foxylady on 07 August 2015, 02:42:14 pm
Just watched this on channel 4 online, very funny, I really enjoyed it for it's mundane-ness.

As for sharing it with your daughter, as a lone parent, it's rather hard not to isn't it?  When you are together 24/7 and absolutely reliant on each other, I think honesty is the only way.  Although my daughter was 12 when I told her.  I think you have to address the 'if' anything happened to me, she would be an absolute wreck knowing I had kept something from her, because our relationship is so close.

At least it's one documentary that showed sex workers/punters without glamourising the job.  Oh for the glamour of that jacuzzi though!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sultress000 on 07 August 2015, 03:34:21 pm
Just watched this on channel 4 online, very funny, I really enjoyed it for it's mundane-ness

As for sharing it with your daughter, as a lone parent, it's rather hard not to isn't it?  When you are together 24/7 and absolutely reliant on each other, I think honesty is the only way.  Although my daughter was 12 when I told her.  I think you have to address the 'if' anything happened to me, she would be an absolute wreck knowing I had kept something from her, because our relationship is so close.

At least it's one documentary that showed sex workers/punters without glamourising the job.  Oh for the glamour of that jacuzzi though!

Re the telling your daughter thing, I feel the same. Loved
The programme. Lovely down to earth folk!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: sensualmilf on 07 August 2015, 08:47:37 pm
They wouldn't discuss pricing at all and told me I would have to visit them to discuss the 'extras.'  ???

One thing they did clarify was that girls had to advertise at THE PARLOUR's rates so even with extras I've done the math and it doesn't add up to our indie hourly rates.

I can understand why they didn't discuss pricing as their 'entertainment license' is for massage only and 'extras' would be technically breaking the law I assume PLUS I could have been a reporter or some other nosey bod riding on the back of the documentary.

I loved the camaraderie but just couldn't afford to work for those prices. Pity  :-[
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 07 August 2015, 09:49:41 pm
I thought the documentary was exceptionally good as it wasn't remotely sensationalised.

The girls looked well grim however.  Only the blonde lady looked good.

As for the punters well I won't even go there!  I am so relieved mine don't look that horrid. :)

I actually thought the ladies looked nice and I don't give a feck what my clients look like lol.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Teddy Bear on 08 August 2015, 02:09:45 am
I don't watch these documentaries as when my work day is over I don't want to be reminded of anything to do with work. Also no matter how hard they try they will never capture exactly what it's like to be in this business day in day out.

From what I've heard from other girls they normally complain it's all sensationalised and not 'true-to-life' well it can't ever be because the people they interview will always play up to the cameras in some way.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: foxylady on 08 August 2015, 10:42:16 pm
I don't know about that Teddy Bear, it was really kinda mundane, couldn't see anyone that was a star-turn or 'switching on' for the cameras in that place.

This is yorkshire don't forget, in the words of a yorkshire girl I know 'they are simple folk'.  And fair play to them for that.

Another pertinent thought is - If the documentary, was mundane at it's edited version (although true to life/fly on the wall) imagine how boring it must have been editing the decent bits! or watching it before being edited!

"The glamourous life of parlour work in sheffield".  Great people though, I loved it.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: foxylady on 08 August 2015, 10:43:18 pm
THINK Alan Bennett with a sex change in a brothel!  You've nailed it! x  ;D
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 09 August 2015, 02:26:15 am
I don't know about that Teddy Bear, it was really kinda mundane, couldn't see anyone that was a star-turn or 'switching on' for the cameras in that place.

This is yorkshire don't forget, in the words of a yorkshire girl I know 'they are simple folk'.  And fair play to them for that.

Another pertinent thought is - If the documentary, was mundane at it's edited version (although true to life/fly on the wall) imagine how boring it must have been editing the decent bits! or watching it before being edited!

"The glamourous life of parlour work in sheffield".  Great people though, I loved it.

I think it showed prostitution as it is, day to day mundane. I can't imagine there's a vast difference (other than financial) between North and South.
Describing northerners as "simple folk" is quite offensive. I sincerely hope that's a joke and not what you genuinely presume...
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: foxylady on 09 August 2015, 11:32:36 am
little match girl, that was said to me by a yorkshire friend actually.  Not meant 'simple' as in lack of intelligence but straightforward without any airs or pretensions I might add.

Please don't assume I am in any way racist, because I have lived in Yorkshire and have friends there, it is different and lovelier for that.

I also love Alan Bennett by the way, but you couldn't ever say he was like a southerner, his whole being is 'yorkshireman' isn't it?  That was the point I am getting at.  I should have explained myself fully.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: BritishBabe on 10 August 2015, 03:01:14 pm
I was on holiday last week so only just seen this on channel 4 on demand.

The documentary was okay but what really made it was the people involved, the mother in particular was HILARIOUS!

The way she pronounced some things and the line at the end almost killed me. When they asked her about her own sex life she replied,

"I guess it's a bit like working at a fish and chip shop...you'd soon go off fish and chips!"

Brilliant!!
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 August 2015, 03:24:32 pm
I found it interesting.
It's a whole world of 'other' standards I never knew about.

But I got annoyed that they slipped in 'celebrities' like
Freebie Hunter-George Maccoy and activist, Laura Lee
without acknowledging who they are.

That spoilt it for me.
I think not being upfront about their participation was a wrong decision.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ameliahoney on 10 August 2015, 06:20:24 pm
I found it interesting.
It's a whole world of 'other' standards I never knew about.

But I got annoyed that they slipped in 'celebrities' like
Freebie Hunter-George Maccoy and activist, Laura Lee
without acknowledging who they are.

That spoilt it for me.
I think not being upfront about their participation was a wrong decision.

Was Laura Lee the Irish one? She seemed really nice. Very switched on. Watching that programme made me nostalgic for the brothel life but I'm not sure ahout going back to those prices...
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: amy on 10 August 2015, 09:50:23 pm
Please don't assume I am in any way racist, because I have lived in Yorkshire and have friends there

'Yorkshire' isn't an ethnic minority, FL ;D.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Kay on 11 August 2015, 12:57:10 am
Being born in God's own country is my get-out clause when I speak/write bluntly to morons.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: cheesypeas on 11 August 2015, 09:22:24 am
Amelia: Yes she's the Irish lady with the big black hair....
'cocopops and onesies'
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Seinna-Australia on 26 March 2016, 08:22:02 pm
Hey hey  :)

I just watched this doco here in Australia

Really enjoyed it - reminded me of my short stint working
At a similar set up in a basement flat in London years back, Dressing gowns,
Cups of tea and annoying "regs" that don't have much else to do

But in all seriousness, aren't brothels illegal in the uk? How do these
Ladies get away with running one?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 26 March 2016, 08:26:26 pm
Hey hey  :)

I just watched this doco here in Australia

Really enjoyed it - reminded me of my short stint working
At a similar set up in a basement flat in London years back, Dressing gowns,
Cups of tea and annoying "regs" that don't have much else to do

But in all seriousness, aren't brothels illegal in the uk? How do these
Ladies get away with running one?

Luck of the draw.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Seinna-Australia on 26 March 2016, 09:05:24 pm
Luck that they won't get caught?

Proceed with reality doco that's broadcast to the world?

 ??? Baffling
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 26 March 2016, 11:10:54 pm
The local law enforcement may tolerate them.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Nova on 26 March 2016, 11:11:01 pm
I guess the police tolerate it as it's not a priority for them to close these places down - they'll only spring up elsewhere.
Assuming there's no evidence of trafficking/underage sex then police have got better things to do.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ana30 on 27 March 2016, 02:11:17 am
I guess the police tolerate it as it's not a priority for them to close these places down - they'll only spring up elsewhere.
Assuming there's no evidence of trafficking/underage sex then police have got better things to do.

Yes, but to the point of making a documentary and flaunting it on everybody's faces (that includes: government and local authorities)??

 :o

Deep down I believe that nothing good comes out from being involved in an illegal operation and flaunting it on the media. But that's just me.
I remember this escort in New York who appeared in the cover of the New York magazine stating how she made 10,000$ a month. 3 Months later her and the agency she worked for got busted. And the police department made sure the raid made big lines on the News. Ok, I know, this is England (not the US) but local authorities in general don't like to have certain stuff rubbed on their faces. It makes them look bad.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: MissDee on 27 March 2016, 07:32:39 am
I remember watching this last year, I would never work in a Parlour again but as far as Parlours go it seemed a nice friendly safe clean place to work, I actually had an email from them did any body else?

This was the email i'v blanked out the details

Hi,



*****  is a fully licenced massage parlour next to Sheffield city centre, just off Junction 34, and as part of our ongoing recruitment I'm just emailing a few independents to let you know we have day and night shifts available.

We also have a room hire facility, to bring your own clients for in calls; we also have a VIP room, which includes a Jacuzzi. This is a great option for girls who tour.

***** was recently the subject of a documentary on Channel 4. The film was very warmly received and allowed us to present the positive aspects of our trade. It demonstrated how we strive to provide safety for our girls who work here. Since the documentary aired we have been busier than ever before, and due to client demand, we are looking for more girls to join us.
 
I wondered if you would be interested in coming along to visit our facilities, perhaps doing a trial shift here to see if you like it, and potentially become part of the ***** team. ***** is a popular and well known parlour in Sheffield, run by my mum and myself We put a lot of effort into ensuring our girls are happy and comfortable and we?re proud of the friendly and safe working atmosphere.
 
You can find out more about us at www.***** or you can give me a call on *****.
 
Hope to hear from you soon.
 
Best wishes
 
Jenni
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: MissDee on 27 March 2016, 07:38:09 am
Also although i'd never work in a parlour again i really don't think i'd of fancied working in one that had been on the telly, although the programme was a good insight into showing how most are run.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 27 March 2016, 07:53:57 am
I guess the police tolerate it as it's not a priority for them to close these places down - they'll only spring up elsewhere.
Assuming there's no evidence of trafficking/underage sex then police have got better things to do.

It's when too many neighbours complain they have to act.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: katrina on 27 March 2016, 02:20:56 pm
I guess the police tolerate it as it's not a priority for them to close these places down - they'll only spring up elsewhere.
Assuming there's no evidence of trafficking/underage sex then police have got better things to do.

It's when too many neighbours complain they have to act.

The location of this parlour (the Soho of Sheffield) isn't really residential so I can't see many neighbours complaining.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: Fabulassie on 27 March 2016, 05:11:37 pm
What does it pay to work there? Like, how much do you get?
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 28 March 2016, 12:43:47 am
Quite a few wgs and agencies got the round robin email from City Sauna inviting us to work there.I also got a call from the programme producers asking if I would be filmed there.Not for me personally.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: katrina on 29 March 2016, 10:24:10 pm
What does it pay to work there? Like, how much do you get?


I'm not sure how much they charge as I declined their job offer, but often when I drive past they have a board outside saying "Happy hour ?25" Eek!!!


I have heard  that a lot of them now do quickies and that one of them charge ?20 for 15 mins, of which ?8 goes to the house!!! Its not City Sauna though.
Title: Re: A Very British Brothel - TONIGHT 3rd August 10pm Channel 4
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 29 March 2016, 10:51:08 pm
What does it pay to work there? Like, how much do you get?
Not very much after the house has taken their cut.I used to know someone who worked there.On their happy hour for 25 the lass I knew got about 15.