I thought I would share some wee experiences this week.... I was in a gorgeous shop... happen to be looking at boots... but was having a wee word with ones self to step away from the boots (I already have lots of work and non work boots)  Anyway... this lady starting chatting about some boots - how much she loved them... but her daughters said that they looked like prostitute boots.... huh hummm I am thinking...  I asked what she thought of mine... and she said they were cute.... Mmm I said... well it is amazing what shoes us ladies wear isn't it with a big grin... and swaggered off... lol anyway... today I took back a bag that I paid a fair amount for but it was not wearing well.. the handles started to crack without it being loaded... so went for a refund and the lady dipped her hand into the side pockets... and she lifted 1/2 dozen condoms out... coughed and placed them back... lol... I said I would remove them... and of course everyone in the christmas que grinned... of course I was in my prim n proper shoes and not boots of course.

I was rushing down a main street once, in rush hour, when the front pocket of my bag opened up and a handful of condoms and lube came flying out.  I tried grabbing all the condoms but the lube rolled away from me and into the gutter.  I was utterly red-faced, made worse by the two grinning young men who rushed over to help me..