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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Tina Sparx on 11 October 2014, 10:37:47 am
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Ok, first and foremost - I'm a Tranny Escort. (this is important for this story!)
When I do the in call thing, I tend to dress pretty conservatively, for the meet and greet stage, (as I am very tall - opening the door in full PVC and thigh boots would be too much for most first timers!). After the meet and greet I then change into whatever outfit they have requested once we have had a quick chat (and done the ?? business).
On this particular occasion, the guy was a very nervous first timer (as many are), and I knew he would need a bit of coaxing.
I put the kettle on, telling him that this wasn't his time, and its 'best to build up a bit of chemistry'. (Bollocks I know!).
So after about 20 minutes of idle chit chat, I eventually get him to sit next to me on the sofa, and we got a bit close. He was actually physically shaking.
Anyway, he does the ?? and asks for the full on PVC experience.
I go upstairs and change into PVC mini dress and Thigh Boots.
I come back down stairs and open the front room door and stand in front of him.
Normally I would get a "WOW!" or at least some kind of positive response.
He had a look of absolute HORROR on his face - like a frightened schoolboy.
Anyway, as I have big balls and broad shoulders, I made my way across to him, undeterred.
I got on all fours and made my way to him, (like the slinky sex goddess I am! NOT) and thought as soon as I was in front of him all would be OK...
I arrive between his open legs and begin to attempt to arouse him with my hand, over his jeans.
The look on his face was still one of sheer disgust.
I pulled his jolly old lad out and started to earn my crust.
Looking up at him, he was still shell shocked.
I thought to myself....'I will pull my hair over my ear, giving him a good view of the proceedings, this will definitely work'..... I went to tease my hair sexily over my ear......
IT WAS AT THIS POINT I REALISED I HAD FORGOT TO PUT MY WIG BACK ON AFTER CHANGING!
Honestly, there is nothing worse to look at than a TV in full heavy make up and no wig.
I apologised like never before and ran upstairs to adorn the mop!
When I returned, he was a completely different guy! and we both thoroughly enjoyed his visit.
He still sees me now and we still laugh about his first date!
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that has had me giggling away ;D
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IT WAS AT THIS POINT I REALISED I HAD FORGOT TO PUT MY WIG BACK ON AFTER CHANGING!
Hahaha!!! Cracking up here! ;D :D ;D
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Fuck me - that's hysterical!
I'm in a hotel between Incalls and that thought will be running through my head with my next client!! ;D
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haha i love it lol
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HAHAHAHA!! Having a bad day myself today and after reading this it has made me laugh so much....I'm happy again!!
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:D hilarious x