One of my first regs is trying to play me off against another girl (who is a very good friend of mine.)  He can't get a hard on, and on our first apt informed me he 'couldn't use condoms' because it's 'impossible' to apply one to a floppycock. My reaction was-oh really? Let's jus see... I enrobed his penis with a (snug fit) condom.
One day I showed him a/w, and he realised there were many sexy, attractive girls out there for the taking. (he told me I was the only prossy he was seeing, duh!)
A few weeks ago my friend and I were talking, and realised we were seeing the same 'exclusive' client. he had given her the same spiel about not being able to use condoms (which she didn't fall for either) and asked her out on a 'free lunch', just like he did with me. Moron. 

That's exactly what I told my 'exclusive' client.  He went purple, and informed me (talking down from his high horse) that he "did not pay for company".
Which left me tres confused, as he had just spent 2 hrs paid company up in the boudoir. 

 

That's exactly what I told my 'exclusive' client.  He went purple, and informed me (talking down from his high horse) that he "did not pay for company".
Which left me tres confused, as he had just spent 2 hrs paid company up in the boudoir. 

He clearly forgot you weren't just there for pure enjoyment!