In the past we have been contacted by many a timewaster who claimed to be bringing his wife/girlfriend along to see us. These have usually not made a booking and just asked us for photos or gone on at length about their dirty fantasies, not turned up for a booking at all or arrived without the woman who was somehow otherwise engaged.

So with this wealth of experience we were pretty sceptical about an apparent couple who booked us for this evening, but we were both pretty shocked and surprised when a man and a woman were at our door at the appointed time!

To top it all off, the meet was just me and the woman playing and neither James nor the husband shed a single piece of clothing or came anywhere near the bed!

I thought I would've see pigs flying before I saw a woman book us, turn up and pay! And we were given a bottle of wine as well, seriously if you weren't actually there you'll probably think we're lying!

I have had so many "couples" call to make an appointment, its funny that when ever I ask if I can speak to there partner she is always at work.

For years couples have never turned up and because I do actually like women I always get a little annoyed about it, its something a little different from your "normal" booking. Then one evening in Belfast, at my door there was a man and a women! Because my friend BBW_Cora was with me she could see from her peep hole that they were actually there and we were running around like headless chickens going "oh my god they are actaully real! they really are here"  It is very rare that a couple turns up unfortunatley But to have a women turn up to play with you and the guys not get a look in.... you lucky lady

I get the occasional couple, maybe two jobs a year.
And a huge number of wankers who ring up
'to discuss how the session will go' in advance of them ringing me back
with the Mrs....

I cut them off at the start of the conversation.
I say: "Unless you are both there to talk with me
I have to terminate this call. Call me back when you both can speak with me
I'm sure you understand"
Almost always there is no partner up for a threesome.
Fuck their fantasy. Jerk off to someone else's naive conversation with you.

It's a nice surprise when an enthusiastic partner then takes the phone.
I like threesomes;
though it is a pisser when you later kill the gig coz one of them has a visible STI...