I was cleaning the massage table as this young knob of an oxford legal student was getting dressed and he was blabbing about stuff I wasn't really listening to.. when he said "you have a big vagina. do you mind if I have a look?"
I have never, in my 43 years had anyone tell me I had a "big vagina" before. I'm a dyke that's seen quite a bit of vagina and I have to say, my vagina is rather average. I have a very large clit though.
I pointed at the clock. "Times up darling, make sure you've got all your stuff."
"but can I have a look though?"
"No." I then motioned towards the door.
"I hope I didn't say anything offensive. was that an offensive thing to say?"
"sweetheart, maybe you haven't had many girls just yet, and I don't really give a toss about what you've said. But I highly advise that you don't say that to another girl. She'll probably take offense to it."
"oh. really? ok."