Sometimes I have to laugh at what some clients say. So I went to see one of my regulars who said " you look different but still beautiful all the time I see you in different sexy outfits , though I have to say when you first came to see me in your maxi dress you looked like a girl I will see down the street and NOT have a second look at. I quickly changed my mind when you came out of the bathroom in your sexy outfit and could not take my eyes off you"

I was not sure how to respond. Lol . Please share some of your funny comments you have got from clients.

few days ago I got  "you remind me of colleen off big brother " ... quickly followed by "no offence"!  ... I wasn't offended til he said that!

Not really a compliment or an insult but I always get 'well you're very petite aren't you'

I just want to be like duuuuuuuhhhhhhh! It's only on my website and profile like a gazzilion times.

Stating the freaking obvious. I think they mean it as a compliment but when you hear it two or three times a day it get's really irritating.

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Quote from: Debs on 25 August 2012, 06:32:07 pm

few days ago I got  "you remind me of colleen off big brother " ... quickly followed by "no offence"!  ... I wasn't offended til he said that!

I hate it when they say 'no offence'

I also hate it when they say o offence. If you don't mean any offence why mention it?

I agree with you Figa98. Some of them think we are always dolled up and go shopping in our stockings, suspenders and heel. Lol.

I was cleaning the massage table as this young knob of an oxford legal student was getting dressed and he was blabbing about stuff I wasn't really listening to.. when he said "you have a big vagina. do you mind if I have a look?"
I have never, in my 43 years had anyone tell me I had a "big vagina" before. I'm a dyke that's seen quite a bit of vagina and I have to say, my vagina is rather average. I have a very large clit though.
I pointed at the clock. "Times up darling, make sure you've got all your stuff."
"but can I have a look though?"
"No." I then motioned towards the door.
"I hope I didn't say anything offensive. was that an offensive thing to say?"
"sweetheart, maybe you haven't had many girls just yet, and I don't really give a toss about what you've said. But I highly advise that you don't say that to another girl. She'll probably take offense to it."
"oh. really? ok."

 

the other day I got:

"why do you have so many feedbacks?"

he went on to say

"dont get me wrong you are very pretty but so are lots of girls on here and they dont have as much as you" 

 

the clue probably should be my years of service but I didnt feel the need to dignify the question with a response and kicked him out (feeview box)

I was out powerwalking with my hair tyded back and no makeup on and this client i used to see, drives slowly past me in his car and then says , you looking for direction?, I sad" hi  how are you " thinking he recognised me , he looked blankly at me and drove off !!!! 
Not sure if he recognised me or not , certainly look very different dressed for work