Depending on how abrupt someone sounds I react accordingly. Often times when someone calls saying "you available" I just prompt them in a 'mum-like' approach saying "oi, manners!" or "a hello would be nice!" something along those lines. Most of the time they get embarrassed and apologise then start behaving themselves. I do think some forget because their cocks are throbbing too much lol. However I don't have energy for this approach all the time. There are times when I simply ignore/hang up/give some attitude back lol

I think in fairness some of them don't get replies from escorts so they don't see a point in writing reams and reams.  However if they continue to write too curtly once I engage with them then I usually make up an excuse.

I give them a chance in the beginning to prove they are ok.  Then see how the conversation develops.

If they bothered to be nice on the phone like the genuine clients then they would get a booking.
The fact they can't even talk properly or make any effort to be civilised and hold a conversation  is the first turn off .their problem not mine

This, exactly.
I had a text yesterday literally just  saying “what’s your address so I can plan my route, I have work at 2pm”
I text back “is that how you usually introduce yourself?”
He replied “I just like to get straight to the point”. I wasn’t going to see him since the first text had pissed me off enough, but since I wasn’t busy, I did reply again with “and I like to know a few things about the person I’m potentially going to be spending time with”.
Besides all that, he just assumed I had availability for him and he would just turn up when suits him. No thanks.

"Where are you??! " ( very often barked by my Liverpool neighbours for some reason) irritates the life out of me.
Years down the line, I simply hang up and block.

I don't recall a time when it has ever not been a complete waste of time to engage with them (rude callers, not Scousers per-say  )

POTENTIAL CLIENT: “Are you really American”

ME: “What is my name in the ad?”

PC: “American Girl”

ME: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤔

OMGGGG!!! The way I’m screaming at this post in public hahaha. My patience wears very very thin with certain clients.

I’ve had ALLLL of the above. Plus when the client contacts me and then asks “what’s your name again”  I hang up/stop messaging straight away. Like howwwww did you even find my number you didn’t even read my profile.

Or “do you do....” well I’m like if my profile doesn’t say I do it then your question is very silly. I use to be a texting warrior when I first started but now I’ve learnt to just let it go and just ignore the messages.

I’ve found that all of the potential clients  that message me via WhatsApp are timewasters, so I deleted it, really can’t be asked to be having a full blown conversation with someone on there, like I don’t even do that with my friends lool.

And the “Are you available” I’m reply...”FIRSTLY HELLO!”

Urgh some of the really have no decorum.

The genuine ones
Hi .. How are you I love your profile can i book a visit today ?
No bullshit no stupid names no dumb questions.or texts  before or after  Turns up all good .

Him: Are you available?
Me: Yes I am. What's your name?
Him: Huh! I'll give you my full name if you give me yours!
Me: Why would I want your full name? I just need something to call you
Him: Why?
Me: Well it's a bit more friendly than "Hello client number 3", don't you think?

Against my better judgment I booked him in, he turned out to be off his face on coke