Quote from: trashbaby on 28 May 2016, 05:32:11 pm

Fucking hate this! I've been really lucky I think as I've only had one client who was painfully dopey. I was working in a very popular hotel for whoring near Euston station and had specifically asked for a room in the older part of the building - the rooms that are accessible by the lifts *directly to the left* of the main entrance. No searching, nothing, they're literally right there. My client turned up, wandered around the lobby and went into the other part of the hotel despite my super clear instructions, got lost, called me. He's like IM REALLY SORRY ILL TRY TO BE MORE DISCREET NOW and I'm like just shush and hurry up lol. I tell him him the Room number and then text it to him, and the blithering idiot still managed to knock on the door opposite mine. Had a giant boner on arrival so clearly he didn't have enough blood available to fuel his tiny mind

Lol I know exactly what hotel your talking about, you literally can't miss the lifts, they're right there on the left, it's the only thing that's there and the reception is straight ahead lol....you kinda get to the lifts before you get to ANYTHING ELSE in that hotel as the bar and restaurant and everything else is further up lol x