OK, so I've done two outcall bookings now. Not bad going, given that I woke up 6 days ago with the idea of being a phone sex operator! After looking on the internet, this became phoning a parlour asking for an interview, then I found this site and asked lots of questions about working in a parlour, then I learnt about AW on here, then I set a profile up. And the rest, as they say.......

The clients - strangest thing I've realised is, clients are like spiders. They're more scared of you than you are of them. I was so bothered beforehand. I thought that the clients would be connoisseurs of escorts, and they'd look at my nerves, poor blowjob technique and increasingly scabby-looking fake tan (it's at the awkward stage where you can't scrub it all off, but if you top it up it will look shit), and laugh me out of the place. But you'd think Pammy Anderson had turned up given by how pleased they were lol.

The sex  - actually OK, I was surprised by this! Obviously beforehand, I've only slept with guys I've fancied, but it doesn't seem to make a massive difference.

The money - I'm pleased that, despite a few start-up costs - PAYG phone, credit for it, underwear sets, camera for profile pics, I have already turned a profit (?76.67, no less!). And now I'm only going to be paying for things like condoms and petrol on a per-job basis, that should start to get a lot healthier. Plus I've already decided to put my prices up! I went for ?100 an hour, and the majority seem to be charging more. So I'm thinking of banging an extra ?20 on there. That pays for the petrol and condoms, and the ?100 is mine, all mine 

AW - I know a lot of girls don't take the majority of their business from it, but for what I need, it's absolutely perfect. I only want to see maybe 2-3 clients a week, so I've only used the free aspects. I've done a couple of phone chats, and that's a nice little bonus for the amount of effort involved....
Caller - What are you doing now, are you playing with yourself?
Me (in head) - No, I'm torn between dragging this call out as long as poss, and getting rid of you so I can go back to eating my cereal and watching Jezza. Plus I can't really tell what you're saying because you mumble.
Me (actual) - Oh yeah!

This site - amazing! TONS of information, and it's great to have people to talk to about it. I don't think I'll ever tell anyone I know about doing this, really. I don't see the point. If no one knows, no one can blab. So I really appreciate having something like this. It turns situations that might be disappointing, upsetting, confusing, annoying etc into a funny story to tell the girls. I love reading all the posts. 'how not to book an escort' is becoming my bedtime book, I do a few pages every night! And the people are all so warm and funny. I love the kindness of Lorissa, the take-no-prisoners 'tude of Paris, the cutting wit of Jodie, the pragmatic level-headedness of Emily. It's awesome! 

So, that's my first impressions. I wonder if I'll read this back in 10 years and be like whaaaaaaaaat?? You knew bugger all, you poor naive child!!

Miss Thang,

I loved reading your post here.  Thank you!  I realised that most clients (even the regulars at my old agency) were kind of spidery quite early on which made me feel in control and helped me not have any problems with the 'morality' of what I was doing (strict upbringing).

And I completely agree with you on the How not to book an escort thread.  It's hilarious reading and I'm thinking that it would be great to see it as a book, or other similar encounters in a book (as I love my books) - I'd buy it!!