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NorthernIrishNatalie

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4am and just in from a top night out in Belfast and my phone rings. Me and my best mate/duo partner, her boyfriend and my gay brother all stood in the kitchen carrying on drinking and dancing and instead of ignoring it like I always do me like an eejit answered it.
 "Hello do you take credit card?"the guy asks.
"Are you serious mate? What'd you think I do? Swipe it between my arse cheeks?"
 I then quoted him ?250 a half hour plus he'd to bring me a pizza. Well doesn't the guy do what he's told and turn up. Only I am in bed passed out drunk and snoring like a bear no doubt.
  Exactly why I never answer my phone when I am drunk. Although he has re-instated my faith in early hours calls.
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I would have woken up :)






Just for the pizza :D

I love Belfast- I'm moving there in 2 weeks to be closer to my partner.

NorthernIrishNatalie

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Haha I wish I had have done. I'm getting pizza now, yummy. I wonder if he'll get me it if I call him haha.
 Oh really??? Excited??
I moved to Wales/England with my fiance.
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NorthernIrishNatalie

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Was defo a legendary moment Haha.
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?250 for 30  mins?? Plus Pizza??? :o

( Logs onto own website to  add new clause to ' Bookings after 10pm' ..)  ;D

NorthernIrishNatalie

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Haha Kimba he was one of the few genuine late night random guys.
 Natalie Xx
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Seriously, I would without a doubt insist pizza's be brought if the booking is later than 10pm!
  Sex and thin base pepperoni sounds like a good evening in!

I shouldn't do it too often though, I won't be able to burn it all off otherwise!
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NorthernIrishNatalie

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Haha Jenny do it, then advertise yourself as a BBW. I'm gonna ;p
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Sex and pizza equals a great night!  ;D

NorthernIrishNatalie

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Sex and pizza equals a great night!  ;D
Indeedy! Shame I was passed out drunk under the duvet ;p
    Maybe I'll advertise that booking option for my next return home :)
Natalie Xx
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