I usually have just one bottle of gel but sometimes I've put man's radox or similar but the big normal bottle was nearest to the shower so they mostly used that one. So then I put the men's nearest to them. (They're so lazy lol).  Some might care about brands but most don't I think.

I don't use it much myself as I think it's like using conditioner rather than shampoo to wash hair! I feel cleaner using soap and sponge and I have had a few guys ask to use soap and flannel. Downside is can leave scum 

I bought some pillowcases with a woman's naked butt and another with what time do your legs open with a man on it, just for a laugh to use with client.  I sometimes spend too much money on this job like some orgy rugs I put down. They are nice but the job made me buy them

I'm cursed with OCD about bedding - I have about 20 sets, a lot of them in good quality cotton... so they REALLY need to be ironed. At any one time I normally have a pile of the stuff that could fill about three blanket boxes, and hardly any of it is clothing!

About every 6-8 weeks I just have mammoth ironing sessions, complete with scented ironing water. Fitted sheets are the buggers.

That said, for the colder weather I've got some faux fur throws which are good and very cosy, though I try not to get any bodily fluids on them. 

I wish you could get good quality jersey bedding more easily - that's great.

Ok, I've wondered too long... What does this mean?  Other than "seize the urine," which I can mostly rule out from context clues.

Another thread says "going out on the piss."  Help out this American girl, please.

I physically walk them in. Hand them a towel, from the bedroom, tell them "there's the shower, there's shower gel, deoderant, mouthwash if you want it" but they still do something weird like spend ten minutes washing their cock in the sink or empty a whole bog roll into the toilet to block it up..

Lots or replies on here made me laugh inside, we are all very different in the way we work, which is why we all have different clients and regulars, which is good.

I'm another person who has the towels in my cupboard and hand them one when taking them into the bathroom, point at showergels, generally Sanax/Simple and a Radox if they fancy something scented, I then have deoderants and sprays and mouth wash if they wish to use them.

I have a power shower that I turn on for them, as the first bit is always really cold. I tell them if they want to change them temperature to do it slowly as I have my shower set on high pressure when you turn the dial it heats or gets cold really quickly.

I've brought some cheap aromatherapy bubble bath from Morrisons when it was on offer at 50p (brought 10) which was lovely and I refilled my Molton brown bottles with it, smelled just the same and nobody noticed. I love saving the pennies lol

I've just ordered a bulk order of towels and linen, my days of dong laundry every other night will be over
I also bought loads of mouthwash, plastic shot glasses, baby wipes, body washes and deodorants. Even moisturiser!

I find walking them into a bathroom first then saying "this is the bathroom, would you like to shower first?" helps as once they can see it is clean and inviting with toiletries and everything they are more likely to say yes.
I have 2 bathrooms so all my products are in there and even then I save my nicest stuff for at home, little treat for when I get home