I once had a guy who asked what my speciality was. I told him that all my services were special as they
give immense pleasure to all my men!  I then asked him what was HIS speciality. His answer was he had a
great track record of "making girls cum" and many of his women had multiple orgasms 

ok then, so I challenged him to show me how he did this and he proceeded to squeeze my nipple hard while
at the same time slapping my pussy lips with his other hand, very fast of course!

Naturally I came at least 4 times   

Well you would too, wouldn't you?

This made me laugh so much - I imagined it being said really flat and deadpan

Quote from: naughtyjas on 26 June 2012, 06:56:37 pm

My speciality?  That would be taking your money.  Whoops did I say that out loud?

Quote from: Coty on 27 June 2012, 06:40:26 am

Ha ha ha ha... I think I'm going to say this next time someone asks!

I do, lots!
Curious: "What do you like to do the most?"
Me: "Take your money and leave"
Curious: (nervously laughs) "really?"
Me: "Yep"

They still book and have a lovely time.

Ha ha ha.  I used to point out that I actually preferred having sex with girls.  It would upset them but didn't stop them booking me.

Men = secret masochists.