I have a regular that comes out with some beautiful analogies sometimes! My favourite to date was: " Look you have a ponytail like me today. Aren't we like two ponies frolicking around in a grassy meadow"!

 Er...yes of course we are 

My God that is hysterical could not stop laughing! I have had similar things said to me and I reach for the sick bucket - will dig out some old e mails and post them on here. Men are strange creatures indeed.
Actually, someone recently said to me that "men with ponytails are arse holes- you lift their pony tale up and underneath you see an arse hole"! x