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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #15 on: 27 October 2016, 04:15:03 pm »
"Make love" is a phrase which makes me cringe in ANY scenario. If a client says it I just nod and smile and remind myself not to spoil their fantasy with my usual deluge of swear words.

If a partner said it to me I would laugh in their face (and have done in the past.) "Darling, shall we make love?" "LOL no but you can come upstairs and fuck me stupid instead."

The other really cringey one for me is "pleasure". As in "I will pleasure you with my big cock". It's like they read an erotic novel in the 70s and haven't updated their sex vocabulary since.
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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #16 on: 27 October 2016, 04:16:01 pm »
I think it was more do with the whole sentence and what kind of booking it would of turned into.
'I do like to kiss as we make love' so i have a vision of someone with their full weight on top of me, fucking me at a snail pace, staring into my eyes and not letting me breathe for kissing me so much.
Whilst i describe my service as a rauncy GFE, it is borderline PSE and i like it like that, i like it to play out to what it is a PAID meeting with a stranger, not a great love affair.
Maybe it was harsh upon reflection, but there are some that wont see clients cos they use the words 'babe' or 'hun'.
Each to there own i guess x
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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #17 on: 27 October 2016, 04:42:51 pm »
I think it was more do with the whole sentence and what kind of booking it would of turned into.
'I do like to kiss as we make love' so i have a vision of someone with their full weight on top of me, fucking me at a snail pace, staring into my eyes and not letting me breathe for kissing me so much.
Whilst i describe my service as a rauncy GFE, it is borderline PSE and i like it like that, i like it to play out to what it is a PAID meeting with a stranger, not a great love affair.
Maybe it was harsh upon reflection, but there are some that wont see clients cos they use the words 'babe' or 'hun'.
Each to there own i guess x
You are entitled to cancel any booking you want, I wouldn't have but I am not you and I've cancelled bookings for the over use of being called babe, others wouldn't x
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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #18 on: 27 October 2016, 04:44:47 pm »
I think it was more do with the whole sentence and what kind of booking it would of turned into.
'I do like to kiss as we make love' so i have a vision of someone with their full weight on top of me, fucking me at a snail pace, staring into my eyes and not letting me breathe for kissing me so much.
Whilst i describe my service as a rauncy GFE, it is borderline PSE and i like it like that, i like it to play out to what it is a PAID meeting with a stranger, not a great love affair.
Maybe it was harsh upon reflection, but there are some that wont see clients cos they use the words 'babe' or 'hun'.
Each to there own i guess x

Each to their own indeed. I admit, if a client emails for a booking stating I can't wait to make love to you in our playtime. I wouldn't accept the booking to be honest. If they had already booked and said that I would want to cancel, but that all depends on how my savings is looking at the time. If I could do without that money I would pass. If not I would just roll my eyes and ignore him. Everyone is different and have that little thing that will deter us from seeing a client likewise some clients wouldn't book us if we called them Hun etc. if you felt as though you wouldn't be able to stomach the booking then you have every right to cancel. 

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #19 on: 27 October 2016, 04:49:02 pm »
You are entitled to cancel any booking you want, I wouldn't have but I am not you and I've cancelled bookings for the over use of being called babe, others wouldn't x

Same. I've cancelled bookings for being called babe or sugar. Just paints that clingy type in my head who would propose marriage after the booking. ::) or would Want a gf bf relationship and text outside the booking and push for free dates  :-X gag gag gag

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #20 on: 27 October 2016, 04:52:12 pm »
The other really cringey one for me is "pleasure". As in "I will pleasure you with my big cock". It's like they read an erotic novel in the 70s and haven't updated their sex vocabulary since.

The word 'pleasure' as a verb makes my stomach turn over. Just stop it.

Also, people who use the 'party' as a verb in any situation want setting on fire. I have a whole personal guide to acceptable use of the English language that only exists in my brain, but I suspect that so does everybody else. The problem would be that they're all different :).

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #21 on: 27 October 2016, 05:10:52 pm »
Same. I've cancelled bookings for being called babe or sugar. Just paints that clingy type in my head who would propose marriage after the booking. ::) or would Want a gf bf relationship and text outside the booking and push for free dates  :-X gag gag gag
It gives me the impression that they are a flash Harry, I work in towie territory and hate the flash Essex boy types they spend most of the time boasting about their money and looking in the mirror.
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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #22 on: 27 October 2016, 05:55:56 pm »
It disgusts me. I had a client say during the booking "can you suck me some more before I make love to you?" I said "love?" He said yes it's more polite. "I said than what,saying fuck?' He said yes. I could have told him it's ok to say fuck but couldn't be bothered as thought it would have turned into a long conversation and his time was nearly up anyway. But heh, do you  think they would tell their mates they are going to make love to a prostitute? I don't know, making love implies their is a mutual emotional connection and fondness. We both know I am not fond of you. Why kid yourself? Just enjoy the sex and shut up. Think of it as you may but please don't say it as it is so awkward. I don't care if you think I am your girlfriend but why verbalise it though.  For fuck sake. It leaves me feeling queasy. I hate play also. This is not play for me, it's a job. You are a customer. I am providing you a service for a fee.  ::) they will never open their eyes.

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #23 on: 27 October 2016, 08:09:22 pm »
I have a regular that comes out with some beautiful analogies sometimes! My favourite to date was: " Look you have a ponytail like me today. Aren't we like two ponies frolicking around in a grassy meadow"!

 Er...yes of course we are  :-\

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« Reply #24 on: 27 October 2016, 08:11:57 pm »
I have a regular that comes out with some beautiful analogies sometimes! My favourite to date was: " Look you have a ponytail like me today. Aren't we like two ponies frolicking around in a grassy meadow"!

 Er...yes of course we are  :-\

Omg that made me laugh  :D

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #25 on: 27 October 2016, 11:25:16 pm »
I use "Loves to give and receive pleasure" as a hook line in my marketing...no one has ever commented on it being cringy but I suppose it is a bit lol



I hate the words 'Dildo' and 'anal beads'  they make me cringe...Whenever any potential clients start saying those words puts me right off them haha. "Aye up love what dildo's you got?" " YUK! lol  I'm not keen on saying 'sex toys' either but what else can they be called?!!

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #26 on: 28 October 2016, 09:24:58 am »
"Pleasure" as a noun is fine. It's using it as a verb I object to.
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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #27 on: 29 October 2016, 08:45:40 pm »
"Only you"  "I bought you something" "not  all men are psycho" I never even said it.  I almost said, my punters are nice except some TWS and such.  Almost.   :-\

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #28 on: 29 October 2016, 11:06:28 pm »
They will use all sorts of terminology for it. Its when they want to pay you to have sex with some random stranger or some male escort and he wants to film it, wanting to do... urrrgggg sick stuff! I mean, some guys requests want you to go bareback with another random guy and all sorts of things from sloppy seconds to him eating it...

To me, things like that is cringey.
Oh! and one client I remember asked me, when we were in this swingers club with this dark room with loud music inside, if I wouldn't mind going in without a condom and coming out after another man has had his way with me, and THEN he wants to drink it...

You have to learn to switch off or else you will start to go insane. Blank it off, ignore it, keep your mind occupied with everyday things.

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Re: 'Lets make love' and other cringey sayings..
« Reply #29 on: 29 October 2016, 11:09:05 pm »
They will use all sorts of terminology for it. Its when they want to pay you to have sex with some random stranger or some male escort and he wants to film it, wanting to do... urrrgggg sick stuff! I mean, some guys requests want you to go bareback with another random guy and all sorts of things from sloppy seconds to him eating it...

To me, things like that is cringey.
Oh! and one client I remember asked me, when we were in this swingers club with this dark room with loud music inside, if I wouldn't mind going in without a condom and coming out after another man has had his way with me, and THEN he wants to drink it...

You have to learn to switch off or else you will start to go insane. Blank it off, ignore it, keep your mind occupied with everyday things.

tbh you have made it clear on here you do bareback so when clients ask you to do bb with others im not sure why you are shocked....